A Short “Mortal” event
September 9, 2021 in The Last of the Americans
(Scene starts with a laser beam in the sky as the music of the 1994 American Gladiators opening theme plays the angle of the camera goes into the laser as three shadowed figures with a lasered outlines appear as the shadows reveal themselves to be James Faraci in the center, Paulo Fonseca on the right and Rebecca Yaun on the left as their names appear above the characters. As the three-run out of frame moving towards the camera, four more shadowed figures with lasered outlines appear and the shadows reveal themselves as Brenda Fonseca on the right, Nick Yaun on the left, and John and Mike Santos and their names appear above the characters. As they run out of frame moving forward moving towards the camera, five more shadowed figures with lasered outlines appear as they reveal themselves to be Renee Miller and Eric Kurtzke on the right, Andrew Beach and Ed Champion on the left, and Olivia Horvath appears in the center as their names appear above the characters. As they run out of frame credits of “Written and directed by James Faraci, edited by Eric Kurtzke, Makeup by Olivia Horvath Produced by First Choice Productions” as it ends the Laser beam disappears and at the 0:28 mark of the theme song the laser beam cut out the words “The” “Last” “Of” “The” appear. At the 0:32-0:36 mark, the word “Americans” start to come forward as it pulls down, and James’ Morpher and Sonic Screwdriver is flung into the frame as James grabs both and morphs into The Last Of The Americans with the half team TLOTA on his right and the other half on his left as the camera pulls back to see the slab with the markings “The Last Of The Americans”. Fade cut to James and Team TLOTA wearing Martial Arts Gis huddled up.)
TLOTA:
Okay, on my silent signal, Rebecca, Brenda, Olivia, and Renee you guys go on the left, Chad you take the center with me, Paulo & Nick. John & Mike, Andrew, Ed, Eric attack from the right. Break. (Everyone breaks the huddle.) Okay Alex, are you ready? (The camera turns to Julia Alexa Miller)
Julia Alexa Miller:
Why are we doing this again? (Scene cuts between James and Julia Alexa Miller)
TLOTA:
You and I decided for our date night to watch the 2021 Mortal Kombat movie and saw a mark that Emmalina’s spirit gave you on your right hip…
Julia Alexa Miller:
Which reminded you of the mark on the champions from the movie…
TLOTA:
Which got me thinking maybe I could somehow activate the same inner spiritual energy by training our bodies to do so. So is everyone ready?
Connect The Plots: “Transformers” & The “Armageddon” of Michael Bay
August 18, 2021 in The Last of the Americans
TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours and welcome to another edition of”Connect The Plots” (Cut to a scene of James trying to connect certain things together like the theatrical version of “Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers” & “Halloween: H20”, All the movie adaptations of Stephen King, Superman Returns to the original Salkind Superman movies, the first three X-Men movies to the newer ones and the “Wolverine” & “Deadpool” movies before cutting to James strapped down in a straight jacket all the while a kid sings “Connect The Plots La-La-La!” before panning down to see anything that might have a minor connection spell the words “Connect The Plots” before cutting to the title card of “Armageddon” as an instrumental of “I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing” play in the foreground and James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
As it has been stated repeatedly here “Armageddon” directed by Michael Bay has become a cult classic, a guilty pleasure of mine, and has probably the biggest honor the movie could get a place in the Criterion Collection! That is insane. While a lot of the science behind it doesn’t compute, nor does the whole drilling a nuke to blow an asteroid sky-high make a lick of sense. To me, this is the definition of popcorn entertainment that somehow has stood the test of time, which is far more than a franchise he drove into the ground. (Cut to clips of the Michael Bay “Transformers” movies as “Transformers” by the band Lion play in the foreground and James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Michael Bay’s first”Transformers” was such a hit that Bay hit the Lather, Rinse, Repeat on the plot five times until finally Paramount had enough and has decided to give Bay the boot, hit the reboot button with two movies, One I have seen in snippets and a new one coming soon. But believe it or not, as insane as being able to connect the “Halloween” “Thorn Trilogy” to “H20” & “Resurrection”, I think I have found something that connects Michael Bay’s five clunkers “Transformers” movies to “Armageddon” and it ain’t Michael Bay. (Cut to James physically)
Could Bruce Willis be the reason Optimus Prime came to Earth? Find out here
“Reboot” of the View Askewniverse
August 11, 2021 in Uncategorized
Jason Mewes:
On three?
Kevin Smith:
Damn right! ONE! TWO! THREE! (The two go down to the bottom of the stopped moment as they push it up as James tries to run for it again Julia Alexa Miller forces James to sit back down.)
Julia Alexa Miller:
Relax! They’re not here to cause you pain! (Cut to Jason Mewes)
Jason Mewes:
Listen to the lady, James. Kevin and I have a proposition for you. (Cut to James and Julia Alexa Miller)
TLOTA:
Name your proposition. (Cut to Kevin Smith)
Kevin Smith:
You don’t spoil the ending to the movie, finish your review, and then we will see if I can get you and Alex a cameo in the movie. There will be a million-dollar payday for it (Cut to James and Julia Alexa Miller)
TLOTA:
Can me and Alex think it over?
Just Add Water: My Mako Adventure: H2O Just Add Water Season 1
August 7, 2021 in The Last of the Americans
The Summer of Summer Spectaculars is heading under the sea as Just Add Water: My Mako Adventure
Come join me, under the sea, as we check out season one of H2O: Just Add Water
The Last Of The Americans VTR invite & Dr Horrible’s Sing Along Blog VTR
July 31, 2021 in The Last of the Americans
Okay a special double feature to add onto the Summer of Summer Spectaculars. An open invite for a Virtual Table Read for my movie and A Virtual Table Read I participated in with a group called the Sequestered Thespians for Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog
The End Of Mankind
July 24, 2021 in The Last of the Americans
The Summer of Summer Spectaculars continues in the Summer of 2015
