“Reboot” of the View Askewniverse
Damn right! ONE! TWO! THREE! (The two go down to the bottom of the stopped moment as they push it up as James tries to run for it again Julia Alexa Miller forces James to sit back down.)
Julia Alexa Miller:
Relax! They’re not here to cause you pain! (Cut to Jason Mewes)
Listen to the lady, James. Kevin and I have a proposition for you. (Cut to James and Julia Alexa Miller)
Name your proposition. (Cut to Kevin Smith)
You don’t spoil the ending to the movie, finish your review, and then we will see if I can get you and Alex a cameo in the movie. There will be a million-dollar payday for it (Cut to James and Julia Alexa Miller)
Can me and Alex think it over?