Jack Skyblue

In Search of Independency

In Search of Independency

December 16, 2018 in Uncategorized

I’ve just discovered that Rumble, by far maybe the safest alternative to YouTube, has removed my Nudie Rehab review of Justice League XXX.

I’ll be re-uploading it on that site again (for the third time in fact) but let me tell you something: Once I’ve got enough financial backup then I’ll be uploading all of my videos on my own website independently. That way I finally won’t have to fear any copyright or age restricting problems.

I am seriously tired about looking for new upload sites over and over again. Make no mistakes: I’ll still upload my work on YouTube​ and Rumble and most likely on any other site that will most likely take over the latter someday.

However the mere existence of my videos shall no longer depend on someone who doesn’t want my work on their site. There be no more strings attached on me because I’ll be the one who’s pulling them.

I’ve never had to worry about YouTube‘s ad revenue service anyway. Someday I’ll just use Patreon​, SubscribeStar​ and/or plenty of other awesome sites that financially support content creators like me.

Movie Rehab: Dracula 2000

Movie Rehab: Dracula 2000

November 1, 2018 in Uncategorized

[jwplayer SkDgkAEv]

 

 

Dracula 2000 is an underrated movie with lots of clever moments, unique ideas, a great tongue-in-cheek feel and hot vampire brides.

This is my very first Halloween themed video and hopefully it won’t be the last.^^

Nudie Rehab: Justice League XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Nudie Rehab: Justice League XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

October 19, 2018 in Uncategorized

Director’s Recut:

Update (01/22/2020): I was re-watching the second episode of Nudie Rehab on January 15, so basically about a week ago, and while I think that the episode has for the most part aged very well, there were still a few moments that didn’t.

So I’ve decided to revisit this review to create what I like to call a “Director’s Recut” where I’ve removed or re-edited scenes from the video and I’ve also added some new voice over lines as well. The last part is unfortunately somewhat noticeable but I still think that it helped to improve the quality of the review.

Keep in mind: Even though I do prefer this “Recut” version over the original cut, I still feel that everyone should be allowed to pick between the two cuts since I don’t see any logical reason to get rid of the original cut.

With that being said: I hope you enjoy this re-edited cut of my second Nudie Rehab episode.

Original Cut:

Will this porn do any justice to the DCEU?

Warning: (Possibly) Not Safe for Work!!!

The Path In Me II: Encouraged

The Path In Me II: Encouraged

October 7, 2018 in Uncategorized

While spending his time outside to get a clear head from the trouble he got himself into, SaG then comes across his friend Rumpy. They both then hold a discussion on what could or should be done with the current dilemma that SaG goes through. His friend Rumpy then goes out of his way to comfort him in hope of finding the key to the solution.

Starring Jack Skyblue, Christine Tsuzaki, Matt J. Crowley, Rob Boor and Antoni Matteo Garcia as Rumpy.

The Path In Me: Confronted

The Path In Me: Confronted

September 27, 2018 in Uncategorized

SaG was searching for a consultant of his reviewer website Team Night Saturn. Much time has passed since then and he finally managed to find one. A fellow called Mike Leechaud. Said man insists for SaG to fire all the members that were absent for more than a month. SaG tries to comply with the idea but he was unaware about the outcome which would arrive in the shape of anger and emotions.

Starring Jack Skyblue, Christine Tsuzaki, Matt J. Crowley, Rob Boor and Antoni Matteo Garcia as Rumpy.

The Path in Me (2018) TRAILER

The Path in Me (2018) TRAILER

September 15, 2018 in Uncategorized

The Official Trailer to the “The Path in Me” Duology.

SaG has to choose between higher chances of fame with the price of hatred or true companionship with the price of endless obscurity.

Starring Jack Skyblue, Christine Tsuzaki, Matt J. Crowley, Rob Boor and Antoni Matteo Garcia as Rumpy.

Coming this Fall!

Jack Skyblue Reviews: Häagen-Dazs Peanut Butter Crunch

August 3, 2018 in Uncategorized

In this episode of I’m eating Häagen-Dadz Peanut Butter Ice Cream for the first time. Does it taste good or does peanut butter ice only work with cookies?

My Words on the JewWario Controversy

April 27, 2018 in Uncategorized

Regarding the whole JewWario controversy: No matter what we think of him now I feel that those commentaries in the pic summarize my thoughts that words can still inspire people regardless of the mind behind the quote. We’re not stupid for not knowing close people to 100%.


And don’t feel guilty for your past grief and tribute works. You’re not stupid. Don’t ever tell yourself that you are. Nobody’s perfect. This applies to people, friends, family members we admire or love or… well, used to be fond of, but it also applies to us all.

Never forget that. We’re all human. There are good people, there are bad people but even good people can hide their dark sides from others or even themselves.

What truly matters is that we, as humans, shall never exploit others in unforgivably selfish ways just to satisfy our own benefits and never hurt the ones we respect or love.

If you see a dark side in yourself, there are people who are willing to help you out, who would love to support you to become a better person. We all got our inner demons. You’re not alone with that. Never forget that. Keep the love of humanity in your heart.

The Reasons for my Absence

April 12, 2018 in Uncategorized

One thing I want to talk about to explain why sometimes I’m acting the way that I do on social media or anywhere else: I am suffering from an underactive thyroid for about a year now.

I always have to take medications because of that and there are days where I feel unhappy and depressed thanks to that condition alone.

Also next to that is that it also makes me sleepier than the average person.

So yeah it’s not just laziness, the underactive thyroid is the next big reason as to why I haven’t done many big videos for a while.

I also had an epileptic seizure back in early March, was hospitalized for six days because of that and now have to take medications each morning and evening because of that as well.

So I think you can see now why I can always be happy for just sitting back and relax for the the rest of the day after going through my daily job.

However before anyone accuses me of using my health conditions as an excuse for not doing my job like a certain other reviewer which shall not be named here let me just assure you that I would never do that. I would never use or worse abuse the mentioning of health issues to excuse my refusal of making any more videos. Quite the opposite: I really want to make more videos because I love creating new videos. I got an endless amount of ideas in my head which I would really love to see the execution in any of my videos and who knows: Maybe even as movies! As I’ve said: I got plenty of ideas and there ain’t no end in sight.

I sincerely want to apologize for my inactivity and I hope that things get better soon.

Jack Skyblue Reviews: The Best Moments of 2017

December 31, 2017 in Uncategorized

Just like with last year: This is basically the extended cut of all the positive news that I’ve looked up for this video. This episode of Jack Skyblue Reviews adds 2 Minutes and about 30 Seconds of extra news.

 

What could be a better way to end the year than with a video about the most positive things that happened in 2017.

 

I hope you enjoy this video and I wish you all a Happy New Year.

Jack Skyblue Reviews: Justice League (2017) (First Impressions + Spoilers!!!)

November 17, 2017 in Uncategorized

I review Zack Snyder’s Justice League and right off the Bat: I loved it! So let us find out as to why I love this film.

In this video I’m talking about Zack Snyder’s Justice League in full spoilery details and with that I hope I can provide you an even better idea as to why I loved this movie so much.

Jack Skyblue Reviews: Oreo Cinnamon Bun Flavored Cookies

November 17, 2017 in Uncategorized

Originally Uploaded August 12, 2017.

To make up for the overlong schedule of mine I give you a new video just one day later after the other one. Actually the Oreo video was filmed a few months ago however I felt that the Wonder Woman video was long overdue which is why I’ve uploaded the newer video earlier and the older one later.

Anyway this is the first time in which I’m reviewing food. I don’t know if this will actually catch on in this show but I look for enough reasons to get out my videos as fast as I can. Have fun.^^