Julia Alexa Miller:
What possessed you to pack everything I had up?
TLOTA (Offscreen):
Alex, I thought you were gone for good and I was into making some changes both personally and professionally. (Cut to James as enters Julia Alexa Miller’s Office as he shows his clean-shaven face to Julia Alexa Miller)
TLOTA:
Speaking of changes, What do ya think? (Cut to Julia Alexa Miller)
Julia Alexa Miller:
You look great! (Cut to James as a voice screams “ALEX, ARE YOU HERE?”)
TLOTA:
We’re up here! (Cut to Chad Narducci as he walks up and shoves James away)
Chad Narducci:
Oh thank god you’re here and packing up! That’s awesome! Well, thank you James for making sure Alex is okay and this is awesome, you’re packing up and getting ready to go. (Cut to Julia Alexa Miller as she is putting everything back)
Julia Alexa Miller:
I was remodeling the office so I can return. (Cut to James as he walks back to Chad)
Chad Narducci:
Okay Faraci, Whatever you did to her, I am telling you to reverse it.
TLOTA:
I didn’t do a damn thing. Look, it’s obvious we all need to walk down to the last office in the hall!
Chad Narducci:
Why? Are we going to go at it like animals?
TLOTA:
No, he’s a therapist that I legally sublet an office so he can help out the rest of the team when they can come back safely and can help with us when we have Psychological problems and we’ll meet him AFTER the intro!
(Scene cuts away to a laser beam in the sky as the music of the 1994 American Gladiators opening theme plays the angle of the camera goes into the laser as three shadowed figures with a lasered outlines appear as the shadows reveal themselves to be James Faraci in the center, Paulo Fonseca on the right and Rebecca Yaun on the left as their names appear above the characters. As the three-run out of frame moving towards the camera, four more shadowed figures with lasered outlines appear and the shadows reveal themselves as Brenda Fonseca on the right, Nick Yaun on the left, and John and Mike Santos and their names appear above the characters. As they run out of frame moving forward moving towards the camera, five more shadowed figures with lasered outlines appear as they reveal themselves to be Renee Miller and Eric Kurtzke on the right, Andrew Beach and Ed Champion on the left, and Olivia Horvath appears in the center as their names appear above the characters. As they run out of frame credits of “Written and directed by James Faraci, Edited by Eric Kurtzke, Makeup by Olivia Horvath Produced by First Choice Productions” as it ends the Laser beam disappears and at the 0:28 mark of the theme song the laser beam cut out the words “The” “Last” “Of” “The” appear. At the 0:32-0:36 mark, the word “Americans” start to come forward as it pulls down, and James’ Morpher and Sonic Screwdriver is flung into the frame as James grabs both and morphs into The Last Of The Americans with the half team TLOTA on his right and the other half on his left as the camera pulls back to see the slab with the markings “The Last Of The Americans”. Fade cut to an office door with the words “Dr. Denny Psychiatric Professional”. Cut to James, Julia Alexa Miller and Chad Narducci)
Chad Narducci:
So now what do we do?
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