(A Hand pulling a card designed by Stevie Swigart with the statistics of James Faraci The Last Of The Americans while putting it into the Robo Knight Robo Morpher and punching in the code 428 then cut to James jumping down a cliff from the 0:00-0:03 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:04 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows James Faraci landing and fully morphing into James Faraci The Last Of The Americans basic mode with his Long sleeve Tee-Shirt with the American flag design on it, Blue cargo Jeans and Black Work boots until 0:07 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run as scene cuts to James fighting alongside the 2017 Power Rangers Movie Power Rangers at the 0:13 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:14-0:17 show Rebecca Yaun as Wonder Woman and Nick Yaun as Steve Trevor charging the screen before cutting to John and Mike Santos peeling out in The DeLorean From “Back To The Future” before cutting to the 0:17-0:19 mark as it shows Paulo & Brenda Fonseca taking a joyride in KITT from “Knight Rider” in Super Pursuit Mode before cutting to the 0:20-0:28 mark as we see Eric Kurtzke, Ed Champion and Andrew Beach flying the USS Enterprise from “Star Trek” (2009) and Olivia Horvath flying The Orville as it cuts to the 0:28 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows when James stands on top of his Time and Space device and tosses his sonic screwdriver then cuts over to multiple clips from the past five years of “The Last Of The Americans” reviews as the Sonic Screwdriver flips end over end as the 0:36 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run plays when James grabs it while on top of a slab while doing a heroic pose with Paulo & Brenda Fonseca, John & Mike Santos, Eric Kurtzke, Olivia Horvath on his right and Rebecca & Nick Yaun, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Ed Champion on his left doing their own heroic poses on a black background the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera pulls back to see James and everyone else on top of a slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before cutting to James getting ready to enter the John Wayne Memorial Airport while the opening music from “Airplane” by Elmer Bernstein plays in the background before the music cuts abruptly to see James find Ted & Elaine from “Airplane” being romantic.)
TLOTA:
Ted? Elaine? (Cut to Ted and Elaine)
Ted & Elaine (In Unison):
Hey James! (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
What are you guys doing? (Cut to Ted and Elaine)
Ted:
Well, it’s not only the anniversary of the flight that reunited us for good, it’s our wedding anniversary. 35 years and still going strong.
Elaine:
And every year we take a flight to someplace quiet and romantic. (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
Groovy. Where are the two of you going this year? (Cut to Ted and Elaine)
Ted & Elaine (In Unison):
North Korea! (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
Well, Allllllllllllllllrighty then! I’ve got my own flight to catch. (The music returns just as abruptly as James makes his way to his flight as he’s accosted by Hare Krishnas who works on James’ sanity until he Inspector Willoughby tosses a Hare Krishna, just as James takes his seat the romantic music from “Airplane” plays as James discovers he’s seated next to Julia Alexa Miller)
Julia Alexa Miller:
James?
TLOTA:
Alex! What are you doing on this flight?
Julia Alexa Miller:
I’m prepping for some photo shoots, Seeing if we can film some scenes in “Life As A Mermaid” around your neck of the woods. You?
TLOTA:
I’m heading home. (Cut to the Airline Flight Attendants played by Olivia Horvath, Brenda Fonseca and Rebecca Yaun give the passengers the instructions before cutting to the fight staff played by Paulo Fonseca, Eric Kurtzke and Renee Miller before cutting to the plane taking off then cutting to the coach cabin area of the plane where James and Julia Alexa Miller are sitting.)
TLOTA:
So what’s the in-flight entertainment?
Julia Alexa Miller:
The Woody Woodpecker Movie.
TLOTA:
Woody Woodpecker?! I LOVE THAT LITTLE RED HEADED DEVILISH DERVISH OF DESTRUCTION AND DEMOLITION! Let’s watch it! (Cut to a black screen as the words “One Viewing Later” are seen as it cuts to James being stopped by Alex as he tries to head for the door to exit the plane that’s in mid-flight.)
Julia Alexa Miller:
JAMES, STOP RIGHT NOW!
TLOTA:
NO! It’s the only way to get the memory of this ungodly abomination out of my head!

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