I’m James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own & some of yours and welcome to another edition of “In Defense Of…” (Show pics of maligned pieces of pop culture while the fanfare from the Olympics play and James comes up after Vanilla Ice slides back and his right hand thumbs up and the words “In Defense Of…” before cutting to clips from the trailers of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” and the other Star Wars movies while James does a voiceover.)

TLOTA (Voiceover): This December “Star Wars” will return to theaters under the direction of J.J. Abrams and I do wish”Star Wars: The Force Awakens” all the luck in the world because it has a lot to live up to and a lot of people hope that it will be better than what a lot of the Prequels had to offer especially when it came to who they tried to push to the forefront especially Anakin & Jar-Jar. But here’s the thing… With Anakin he was necessary, he becomes Darth Vader. Jar-Jar was pretty much useless after Episode one. In fact had he not been in Episode Two The Clone Wars wouldn’t have happened, Palpatine wouldn’t have been given a permanent seat of power and everything wouldn’t have gone straight to hell on an intergalactic level. (Cut to James Physically)

TLOTA: But here’s the thing Jar-Jar maybe considered the most annoying thing now but back in the days of the original three of “Star Wars”, “The Empire Strikes Back” & “Return Of The Jedi” there was something that annoyed everyone that to be honest is not as annoying as it is now. That of course being “The Ewoks”.

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