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Movie Curiosities: Wolf Man

Movie Curiosities: Wolf Man

January 17, 2025 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

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Movie Curiosities: The Brutalist

Movie Curiosities: The Brutalist

January 13, 2025 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

Sometimes it’s the boulder in your path, and sometimes it’s the pebble in your shoe. For me, The Brutalist is both. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: A Complete Unknown

Movie Curiosities: A Complete Unknown

January 7, 2025 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

I’m so burned out on musical biopics. And it’s only a marginal relief to know I’m not the only one. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: Babygirl

Movie Curiosities: Babygirl

January 4, 2025 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

The instant I heard about Babygirl, I smelled trouble right away. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: The Fire Inside

Movie Curiosities: The Fire Inside

December 30, 2024 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

It’s been a surprisingly good weekend for Barry Jenkins. It’s not often you see a movie underperform in its opening weekend only to rally and come back stronger in its second weekend, but that’s exactly what Mufasa: The Lion King did. And just as that happened, Jenkins came out with another and far better movie. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities — Mufasa: The Lion King / Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Movie Curiosities — Mufasa: The Lion King / Sonic the Hedgehog 3

December 29, 2024 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

Let’s talk for a moment about “Disney Adults”. While this is a highly subjective term, it’s typically used in a derogatory way. The implication goes far beyond a mere overzealous fan who’s pledged their full allegiance and most of their disposable income to the Disney brand, loyally consuming and ardently defending every piece of media that Disney produces. No, to call someone a “Disney Adult” is to effectively call them a child who refuses to grow up. Their nostalgia is their fortress, and their consumption of Disney media is their ongoing effort to keep on living in their fond childhood memories associated with the brand. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: Nosferatu (2024)

Movie Curiosities: Nosferatu (2024)

December 28, 2024 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

It was just over a hundred years ago — 1921, to be exact — when a couple of German film producers started up the Prana Films company with the goal of adapting Bram Stoker’s “Dracula”. Trouble is, they couldn’t get the rights from Stoker’s widow. So they went ahead and adapted the story into Nosferatu, changing just enough details to avoid a copyright dispute. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities — The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

Movie Curiosities — The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

December 16, 2024 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

This movie came out at a weird time for everyone involved. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: The Return

Movie Curiosities: The Return

December 11, 2024 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

The Return comes to us from Uberto Pasolini, an Italian count who’s been producing movies off and on for over 30 years. He directed and produced this one, also co-writing the screenplay alongside John Collee and the late Edward Bond. None of them have done much of anything you’re likely to have heard of. (Collee helped write Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World back in 2003, that’s the best I’ve got.) Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: Flow

Movie Curiosities: Flow

December 8, 2024 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

Wow. The weekend after Thanksgiving and the pickings are slim indeed. Methinks nobody wanted to get caught in the jetwash of Moana 2, Wicked, and Gladiator II. Between that and the aftermath of the AMPAS holdouts, little wonder we’re getting another year in which the awards season releases are getting pushed out to after Christmas and well into January.

Luckily, we’ve got some arthouse darlings quietly making waves while the mainstream releases are busy trying to eat each other. One example is Flow, the latest from Latvian animator Gints Zilbalodis. Don’t worry if foreign-language movies aren’t your thing — this one’s a no-language film. No talking, no writing, no subtitles, nada.

Our protagonist is a black cat. Literally, just an ordinary black housecat. The supporting players include a lunkheaded golden retriever who only wants to play, a ring-tailed lemur who obsessively hoards every trinket within reach, an altruistic secretarybird, and a practical capybara. They’re all stuck together in a boat, working together to survive while the sea levels continuously rise and flood the planet. That’s the whole movie.

On the one hand, I have to commend the filmmakers for their full-on commitment to the premise. These animals are painstakingly designed and animated to look and act like animals, distinctly non-human and yet easy for humans to relate with. Furthermore, it’s impressively refreshing to see a film with a “no spoken dialogue” gimmick that actually delivers without any measure of cheating. (Looking at you, Azrael.)

Unfortunately, the total absence of writing or speech means a defiant lack of world-building. Don’t even bother asking where this is supposed to take place, how and why the entire world could flood on a seasonal basis (raising the global sea level by a couple thousand feet within minutes, I might add), where the boat came from, or who made any of the statues and buildings we see all throughout the picture. None of that matters. This is a fable and it takes place in some fantasy world. Just go with it.

Unfortunately, that suspension of disbelief only goes so far. It gets to be a serious problem in those moments when we can’t know why the characters decide on plot-critical actions. Like why the secretarybird keeps going so far out of its way to help this strange black cat, for instance. To say nothing of the whale that comes and goes like a recurring deus ex machina. But my personal favorite example comes roughly 66 minutes in. I can’t even spoil what happens because I have no idea what the hell it was.

Unquestionably, the film is at its best when it’s at its simplest. We’ve got a cute little kitty who’s trying not to starve or drown. Great. We’ve got animals trying to overcome their baser natures and learn how to cooperate so they all survive. Fantastic.

Granted, that would be a lot more effective if The Wild Robot hadn’t done the exact same thing a couple months ago. And while that movie was unquestionably better, it also had so much more to work with. Considering how much less Flow had to work with, the result is damned impressive.

It’s perfectly clear that the animation is where the money and effort all went, because this movie is gob-smackingly gorgeous. The animation is smooth and expressive. The designs are bursting with style. Even in those moments when I couldn’t understand what was going on, I could appreciate how impossibly beautiful it all was.

(Incidentally, there’s close to two minutes of studio bumpers at the start of this picture. To let you know exactly how many people and how much money went into this animation.)

Ultimately, I put Flow in the same class as Azrael and Here: Movies that never really grow past their initial gimmicks, working better as a demo reel than a work of narrative storytelling. The animation is easily worth the ticket price and then some, but it’s not enough to distract from the arbitrary plot and the non-existent world-building. It’s frustrating, because these filmmakers are demonstrably talented enough that they could’ve gone farther and told a more coherent story if they had more screentime, if they were willing to bend their rules, or if they were willing to cut some of the more bewildering inclusions. (Seriously, what the high-flying hell happened to that secretarybird?!)

This one gets an easy home video recommendation.


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Movie Curiosities: Wicked

Movie Curiosities: Wicked

December 2, 2024 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

I was lucky enough to see “Wicked” with the original Broadway cast, all the way back in 2003. For me and my sister both, it was a formative experience. There is an entire generation of actors and artists and ardent fans who got into musical theatre because of “Wicked”. There are people of legal drinking age who grew up with this show. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: Moana 2

Movie Curiosities: Moana 2

December 1, 2024 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

Of all the cinematic mistakes we’ve seen in 2024, this one feels like the most inevitable. Read the rest of this entry →