(The Scene begins in ORAC’s Chamber as the door fails and Professor Hiram Stupidiot finalizes the work as an instrumental version of “Libiamo ne’lieti calici” plays in the foreground.)

Professor Hiram Stupidiot:
It’s Done! Doug, you armed?

Doug Yaun:
Armed and packing.

Professor Hiram Stupidiot:
Good, I have set these to stun James’ team and hit the holographic horrendousness hard enough to destabilize it. (Professor Hiram Stupidiot and Doug Yaun ready their weapons, and the door fails.) FORTH EORLINGAS! (Hiram Stupidiot and Doug run to the camera as it cuts to the two beaten as an instrumental of “Il Trovatore: Miserere” plays as Holographic James meets them)

TLOTA:
Doug, Hiram, just what did you think. You could delete me and be the hero to save James’ team. Save The Last Of The Americans from me? The truth is I am the evolution of it. (Cut to Hiram and Doug)

Doug Yaun:
It was not James’ evolution, and knowing you, Chad, you had your dirty hands all over this. You’ve been pissing him off for years. (Cut to a semi-hypnotized Chad Narducci)

Chad Narducci (Semi-Hypnotized):
Well, just to have him take over and say what should be said while I get the shows I want done. It was the plan. (Cut to Hiram and Doug)

Hiram Stupidiot:
Not a great one. When they wake up, and they will. They will finish you off. (Cut to Holographic James)

TLOTA:
I have the entire internet. (Cut to Hiram and Doug)

Doug Yaun:
We’ve got something you never could have. More than you’ll ever have. (Cut to Doug’s hand as he pulls out something from his back pocket. Cut to Doug) Back-up plans up the wazoo. (Doug pulls out a device and it fades to black.)

Experience the Lost review that I did, but never finished with some help from Antoni Matteo Garcia in the music for the story portions before and after the review.

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