TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and The Views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours, and welcome once again to “In Defense Of…(Show pics of maligned pieces of pop culture while the fanfare from the Olympics play and James comes up after Vanilla Ice slides back and his right-hand thumbs up and the words “In Defense Of…” before cutting to clips of “Hellboy” starring Ron Perlman and “Hellboy II: The Golden Army” as James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA (V.O.):
The first two “Hellboy” movies under the direction of Guillermo Del Toro were great Comic Book movies that told the tale of the demon Anung Un Rama AKA Hellboy, played by Ron Perlman, who works for the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense. It showed what it takes to keep our dimension safe from demons and other horrific creatures that want to destroy humanity and put themselves in charge of our planet. However, as much as fans loved these movies and they made money, it wasn’t enough for either production company to justify anything more than what happened. For years, people were hopeful that Guillermo Del Toro would somehow finish his trilogy. Instead, we got a reboot (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
And the results were disastrous! Can I Possibly defend this movie?
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