Crush and Smash the Cowards and the Haters
This piece of Inuyasha x Ayame or InuAya fan art, which is my twenty-third submission for my 30 Days of InuAya month, is dedicated to fvneralhouse, carlycastaneda, BrickJojoRRB, Furipasart, and Furipa93 who are celebrating their birthdays today. I wish you a lot of love, joy, and happiness on your very special days and in your lives as artists and as people. This is also dedicated to the wonderful InuAya shippers of the world. As you can see, I also added Sesshoumaru because he is both the staunchest supporter of Inuyasha’s and Ayame’s lovingly intimate relationship as well as extremely close to his younger brother and younger sister-in-law. Sit back, relax, and marvel at Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame in their full Yokai glory and power, especially when they have a thing against cowards and haters who dare to challenge their fortitude.
(Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame are in their full Yokai forms doing various workouts. Sesshoumaru, approaching 41 and dressed in only a gold jockstrap, is practising Pankration with a deerskin dummy. Inuyasha, approaching 40 and naked with only silver wolf fur to hide his private part, is bench pressing a 50-stone barbell made of precious metals. Ayame, approaching 37 and wearing a red headband, sleeveless top, and shorts made from the Fire Rat’s fur, is shadow-kickboxing as if though she were attacking her enemies. All three canine Yokai warriors work out very intensely until they stop whatever they are doing, huddle together where Inuyasha is doing his bench presses, and look straight into the camera.)
Sesshoumaru: Oh, look, little brother and little sister-in-law, we have company.
Inuyasha: Hey, while you all are sitting at home, we have been getting really really jacked.
Ayame: And there’s no marauder strong enough to take us down. Besides, I am really fortunate to have a super strong husband like Inuyasha and a super powerful brother-in-law like Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru: How touching, Ayame. Speaking of which, show the viewers your bulging biceps, Inuyasha.
Ayame: Yes, honey, you definitely turn me on when your muscles are all taut and tight.
Inuyasha: You got it, big bro and my sweet honeybee.
(Inuyasha signals the viewers to come closer. He raises his arms and flexes his huge biceps.)
Inuyasha: Grrrr…..You like my big muscles? This is what real muscle power looks like. Haters and cowards don’t stand a chance against me when I smash, mash, and crush them with my bare hands and my big muscles. Hell, I’ve managed to make mash out of all my enemies, especially those who were stupid enough to underestimate me. Fierce women like my wife Ayame love buff men with really big muscles like me. And I like really strong men like my awesome big bro Sesshoumaru. No wimps, loudmouths, dimwits-in-distress, and manipulators for me. Ain’t that right?
Sesshoumaru: That’s true, brother dearest. In fact, I decree that you’ve made great use of your mighty muscles, for they have not only been useful in battles and competitions but also in keeping your dearest wife safe and well, which I am always in full support of.
Ayame: Sweetie, you always tell it like it is. As I said, you always turn me on when you flex your beautifully toned muscles of steel.
Inuyasha: Hahaha…Aw…Thanks so much. How about we wrap this up with a reminder to all our viewers?
Sesshoumaru: Indeed. If you dare spew hatred against of us, you best beware, for we can destroy you with our bare hands.
Inuyasha: You would have no chance of escaping our power because we’re just gonna crush you good.
Ayame: Most of all, be prepared for some black eyes, bruises, and lots of blood. We are always ready to dish out some pain.
Inuyasha: Thanks so much. And, as for you, stay awesome, battle-ready, and fit.
We should definitely take Sesshoumaru’s, Inuyasha’s and Ayame’s words when they are in their full Yokai forms, for they should never be messed with. After all, Inuyasha and Ayame may be wonderfully strong together as a power couple, but adding in his dearest big brother and most favourite sparring partner of all time Sesshoumaru, who is also the main captain of the InuAya ship. So, when you see Sesshoumaru in his buff and manly glory, Inuyasha in his musclebound and nude virility, and Ayame in her determined and powerful beauty, you better make sure that you watch what you say and treat them well if you do not want to find yourself challenging them all the time.
I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next InuAya submission. Take care, stay safe, and please keep on showing your love for Inuyasha and Ayame as a beautiful and powerful couple, everybody.
Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.