This screenshot demotivational poster is highly Anti-Miroku, Anti-Sango, Anti-Kagome, and Anti-Shippou. Sit back, relax, and revel in second to the last time I am ever going to drag these mountebanks to the mud as a way to expunge the poison that I was hit with when I watched the final moments of Inuyasha Episode 100.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Inuyasha fans of all ages, I present to you all the four lying, deceiving, despicable hypocrites renowned for pulling an ever-loving fast one on Inuyasha into thinking that they are his friends when they bear no warmth or compassion to him whatsoever stepping up to the podium to receive the medals of shame, disgrace, disgust, and utter humiliation. Speaking of humiliation, they should have been humiliated from the beginning, ideally being thrown with rotten fruit on pillories that say “I am a despicable living being and an equally horrible friend”. That’s right. The recipients of the medals of shame are Miroku the horrible pervert monk, Sango the mentally incompetent demon slayer, Kagome the super poor excuse of an anime heroine I have ever seen crap all over the small screen, and Shippou the mouthy little hellion who never knew when to shut up. As a token of disdain and shame, they will also receive a firm talking to from groups who are the true definitions of friendship: The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers from 1993 to 1996, Teen Titans 2003, and the Gaang from Avatar: The Last Airbender. I can already tell that the likes of Tommy Oliver, Jason Lee Scott, and Trini Kwan, let alone all the OG Power Rangers plus Tom the revived Green Ranger, from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; Robin, Raven, Starfire, and Terra from Teen Titans 2003; and Zuko, Katara, Sokka, Aang, and Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender are going to go down very hard on these four parasites for their falsehood, coldness, deceit, and lying because these four losers are liars liars pants on fire with noses long as telephone wires. Just as Pinocchio’s Fairy with the Turquoise Hair, for she would attest that Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou have been so full of lies that their ten thousand-yard-long noses barely had the time to grow back to normal even with every lie that they told.
Starting with The Power Rangers from The Mighty Morphin years up to Zeo; Tommy Oliver, Tom Oliver, Jason Lee Scott, Zack Taylor, Billy Cranston, Trini Kwan, and Kimberly Ann Hart as well as Rocky DeSantos, Adam Park, Aisha Campbell, Tanya Sloan, and Katherine “Kat” Hillard would find themselves appalled at Shippou’s mouthiness and declare that the only thing he should do from now on is think before he opens that loud mouth of his or else he could be having his privileges taken away from him. Shippou would duly comply and hang his head low in shame. Who they will go down much harder on are Miroku, Sango, and especially Kagome.
Tommy, Tom, Jason, Zack, Billy, Rocky, and Adam would circle around Miroku and inquire the sheer irony of him being a monk when he is so full of lies, falsehood, impurity, and crookedness. Miroku might attempt to pull a fast one on all the male rangers from Mighty Morphin to Zeo, but Tommy, Tom, Jason, Zack, and Billy aka the White Ranger and later Red Zeo Ranger, the revived Green Ranger, the original Red Ranger and later the Black Gold Zeo Ranger, the original Black Ranger, and the original Blue Ranger would be quick to catch on Miroku’s attempt to justify himself. Out of the original male Power Rangers, Tommy and Jason are going to go down really really hard on Miroku especially when it comes to his fake friendship with Inuyasha by calling him a failure of the brotherhood principle and keeping himself clean from any lying and womanising. Rocky and Adam aka the second Red Ranger as well as the Blue Zeo Ranger and the second Black Ranger as well as the Green Zeo Ranger would be sufficiently bold to state that they knew Miroku was nothing but trouble when the only thing Miroku had going for him was choosing to believe what Kagome says and neglect everything Inuyasha had to endure before meeting him and the rest of the mountebanks.
This would lead Tommy and Jason to wrap their confrontation with Miroku up by saying, “No wonder why Inuyasha does not like you that much, you perverted scumbag. You choose to take sides when you should have been a much proper friend. You, sir, are a disgrace to brotherhood, and you should have been stripped of your status as a monk. You said that you will be by Inuyasha’s side like a brother. If you ask us, you sold your lying soul to somebody much worse than Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa combined.”
Tom, Zack, and Billy would also contribute by saying that Miroku is so full of rubbish.
Sango would be confronted by Trini, Kimberly, Aisha, Tanya, and Kat who would give icy glares at the demon slayer and call her a pathetic sell-out who should have been a stronger friend to Inuyasha, given how impressed they were at her fighting abilities and how they could match with someone as formidable as he is.
Kim and Kat would retort that previous strong fighter statement with, “Too bad those fighting skills come from somebody with barely any common sense of what is the truth and what is a lie.”
Trini, Aisha, and Tanya would hit the hard truth about Sango being such a sheep by saying that the animals they take care of on a daily basis have far more common sense and integrity than Sango herself. All three Yellow Rangers and all two Pink Rangers would even call Sango out on her hypocrisy towards Inuyasha saying that she had the perfect chance of being his greatest friend, but she blew it so badly. By choosing to be one of Kagome’s followers instead of thinking for herself, Sango signed her own death warrant, and the Yellow and Pink Rangers are more than willing to give some stinging verbal blows at her. They would think that a strong fighter like Sango would stop Kagome from abusing the Beads of Subjugation, but she was a truly weak soul. Trini and Kimberly would sum this up nicely, especially on Aisha’s, Tanya’s, and Kat’s behalf, “We thought you were a strong, beautiful warrior with the world on her shoulders. Now that we have seen you for who you are, you are nothing more than a sad, pathetic little sheep wanting someone to follow.”
Trini’s and Kimberly’s words would cut Sango deeply like a knife.
Finally, the OG Power Rangers; Jason, Tommy, Tom, Zack, Billy, Trini, and Kimberly, would finally confront Kagome complete with their noses wrinkling at the sight of her as well as trying to contain their unbridled anger against her after what she has been doing to Inuyasha. if you do not believe them, Zordon and Alpha 5 have a file on Kagome unfairly sitting Inuyasha and traumatising him to the point of submitting to her. Even Zordon believed that what Kagome did was despicable, and poor Alpha 5 ended up enduring a short circuit given the cruelty she has dished out on Inuyasha as well as her many lies, especially when he screams “Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! Liar! Liar! Liar! There are lies everywhere in this person!”
This does not only apply to Kagome but also to Miroku, Sango, and Shippou, as Alpha 5 ends up going in a frenzy because they are just as treacherous as Kagome, and they lie, deceive, and manipulate just as worse as she does. That alone is enough to make the OG Power Rangers blood boil, especially when it comes to someone like Kagome abusing her “life partner”. Kimberly commences the confrontation by calling Kagome a nasty witch in innocent maiden’s clothing who is far worse than Rita Repulsa and Scorpina combined. Billy proceeds by listing all of the atrocities Kagome committed for from the shattering of the Shikon Jewel to her sociopathy to her pettiness to her maltreatment on Inuyasha, thus choosing to keep him on a leash just for her. Zack states that what Kagome has been doing to Inuyasha is not cool with him and thinks she needs loads of counselling. Tom then calls her a spoiled brat who thinks she could manipulate others into thinking she is the good girl when she, in fact, is so terrible. Even if Kagome tries to defend herself by stating that all of this is not true and that she does love Inuyasha, Kimberly would retort by stating, “Wrong, Kagome, you only love the idea of him being your obedient manservant who gives you everything you want. When you don’t get what you want from him, you beat him with those tacky beads. I have seen and known girls younger than you who are far more mature than you will ever be when it comes to developing romantic feelings for boys. You have a lovely home with a mom, a grandfather, a younger brother, and rather good friends, so what is you missing in your life I ask? Oh, yeah. The need to control others by putting up such an innocent front and letting your wicked side show behind everybody’s backs. Gosh, Kagome, you are a heartless brat. You sit him for petty reasons because you think you have control over him and get easily jealous when he meets Kikyou because he was freaking traumatised to near death of the thought of losing her again and could not get over it. You, girlfriend, are a total disgrace and the biggest loser ingrate I have ever met.”
Kimberly, Billy, Zack, and Tom made it really clear that Kagome has no heart at all and is an abuser who need to be arrested by Angel Grove’s police force. Even Ernie, Bulk and Skull, Principal Kaplan, Ms. Applebee, and Lieutenant Stone would dare call her a cold, heartless, two-faced witch.
Trini, Jason, and Tommy would be the ones to deliver the final fatal blows. Trini would gladly give the title of soulless monster to Kagome because of how she allowed her pettiness, jealousy, and short temper to cloud her better judgment and manipulate Inuyasha into being nothing more than her little pet, instead of improving herself as a fighter and as a person. Jason proceeds by saying he has never met anybody so psychopathic and so sick in all of his life until he saw Kagome. Based on how she treated Inuyasha, this left Jason feeling really sick. Tommy also speaks for his brother from another mother that Kagome is nothing more than a manipulative wicked witch who is just as bad as Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa combined.
Tommy’s and Jason’s penultimate blow would be this quote, “You know what, Kagome, you may look pretty and well-kept for somebody who chooses to wear her school uniform in Feudal Era Japan. You may even seem nice and sweet to the people you fool on a daily basis. But you are the ugliest, meanest, nastiest, lousiest excuse of a person we have ever met. You can never be trusted at all. If you think you can keep Inuyasha on that leash, you are dead wrong, missy.”
Jason would even bring out his Power Blaster and zap the Beads of Subjugation away from Inuyasha, thus stating to her, “Oh yeah, Kagome. Zordon has told us all about it. We know everything we needed to know before we confronted your sorry behind. So, you can forget about going back to Kaede to complain about it. You have no power over Inuyasha anymore. Do yourself a favour and get out of our sight.”
As Jason says this, he, Tommy, Tom, Zack, Billy, Trini, and Kimberly gang up on Kagome with arms crossed and disapproving looks. Kagome, like the petulant woman-child she is, runs away and cries pathetically with Miroku, Sango, and Shippou following suit.
As for Inuyasha, he confronts Jason and gives him a high five for being the greatest person he has ever met for finally releasing him from the Beads of Subjugation. He even does somersaults, jumps really high above the air to express his euphoria, screams “I’m finally free!” and gives Jason a huge hug. He extends his gratitude to Tommy, Tom, Zack, Billy, Trini, and Kimberly by giving them all huge hugs all around.
The original Power Rangers’ good deeds do not stop there. They were even brave enough to confront Sesshoumaru, let go of his pride and arrogance, and just get along with Inuyasha. When Sesshoumaru saw that the Beads of Subjugation were finally gone, he thanked the original Power Rangers for helping his brother come to his senses, welcomed him with open arms, and proclaims, “Little brother, I am happy that you have finally let go of those cretins. We both have Tommy, Jason, Trini, Tom, Zack, Billy, and Kimberly to thank.”
While Inuyasha is happy that he is now free from the Beads of Subjugation and is working on having a better fraternal relationship with Sesshoumaru, he still feels empty on the romantic department. Kikyou has already moved on with Suikotsu, and she is the happy mother and wife she always wanted to be. Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and the original Power Rangers head to Command Centre about his dilemma, as Zordon introduces Ayame to Inuyasha. Although Kouga might have been her intended, Zordon states that he is actually weak and relies heavily on the Shikon Jewel shards and was actually involved in a massacre. Sesshoumaru was aware of Kouga’s scent because he was the same lowlife who murdered Rin in cold blood before he revived her with his Tenseiga.
So, it is off to the Wolf Yokai Tribes where Tommy, Jason, Trini, Tom, Zack, Billy, and Kimberly finally confront Kouga, call him out on his atrocity of killing an innocent girl, and beat the ever-loving snot out of him both in their regular forms and in their Power Rangers suits. Normally, they would not do something like this, but, since Kouga got away with murder, it was payback time, especially with his jewel shards removed and Hakkaku and Ginta impressed with the Power Rangers and happy to know that Inuyasha and Ayame might end up being married.
Meanwhile, Ayame then learns the truth about Kouga from Sesshoumaru and all the seven original Power Rangers as well as the ordeal Inuyasha endured under Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou who were not his true friend to begin with. Feeling compassion for Inuyasha because of the unfairness he had to endure, Ayame wraps her arms around Inuyasha in a tight embrace, as they affirm that they love each other and will die for each other. It also helped that Inuyasha and Ayame could not stop kissing each other and loved the sensation of each kiss they gave each other. In fact, Inuyasha and Ayame kissing each other incessantly was a lovely sight for Sesshoumaru to the point where he gave an approving smile to his brother for finding someone truly amazing in Ayame as well as for Tommy, Jason, Trini, Tom, Zack, Billy, and Kimberly. There was even a wedding between Inuyasha and Ayame, with Sesshoumaru as the best man as well as Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran as well as Tommy, Jason, Trini, Tom, Zack, Billy, Kimberly, Rocky, Adam, Aisha, Tanya, and Kat being the distinguished guests of honour. Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Ayame could not thank The Power Rangers enough for making their lives, especially Inuyasha’s life, a whole lot better.
A side mission occurred for Trini, Kimberly, Aisha, Tanya, and Kat when it came to Kilala. Knowing that Kilala did not want to be lonely, the three Yellow Rangers and the two Pink Rangers decided to have Kilala and Buyo spend time together. Buyo and Kilala did just that, and they even ended up being married with lots of kittens. Trini, Kimberly, Aisha, Tanya, and Kat were really happy for Buyo and Kilala as a couple.
Back to the fake friends, the lying pinheads, and the deceiving tin-heads known as Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou, they continue to be confronted by two more hero groups who are just as appalled at them as The Power Rangers are if not more: The Teen Titans of Jump City and The Gaang from the Air Nomads, the Water Tribe, the Fire Nation, and the Earth Kingdom. Robin and Raven as well as Zuko and Katara could already tell that they are in the presence of liars, slanderers, and manipulators, considering how much of a frosty reception Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou have obtained from the valiant superhero leader, the taciturn mage, the nobly heroic firebender, and the genuinely kind waterbender.
Robin, Zuko, Raven, and Katara would make it clear that their icy glares at Shippou means that they are unimpressed with his tendency to stick his nose in other people’s businesses as well as speak without thinking about the consequences of his actions. All of their icy glares would Shippou shake and shiver in his fur. For that, he ends up running to a corner, stands there, and does his best to keep his mouth shut, while Robin, Raven, Zuko, Katara, Cyborg, Starfire, Beastboy, Terra, Sokka, Suki, Aang, and Toph deal with Miroku, Sango, and Kagome who they believe set a terrible example for not only Shippou but also themselves.
Robin would tell Miroku, Sango, and Kagome, “I don’t know who you think you are. But you are certainly not the same monk who preaches about Buddha’s teachings while being a filthy liar to every woman you meet as well as your supposed friend Inuyasha, the same demon slayer who is so strong but so weak when it comes to not separating the truth from the lie, and the same supposed archer who should have sharpened her skills instead of being a perpetual damsel in distress relying on Inuyasha to save you and being a total brat if you don’t get your way. In fact, you are all huge hypocrites.”
Raven would proceed by stating to each of them, “I can already sense your aura from a mile away. You are all nothing but trouble, and those lies you have been telling are as plain as the noses on your faces. I’m surprised the Blue Fairy didn’t even cast a spell on you. You say you are friends with Inuyasha. Well, I have read each and every one of your minds, and you certainly do not act like friends at all. You just keep him on a leash and expect him to follow your lead. How pathetic. How about I let you face off against my now disowned father Trigon and have him strip your abilities and lives away? That would be quite the fitting end to you, you hollow shells.”
Zuko’s words to Miroku, Sango, and Kagome would cut like dual broadswords, “You are all the most unmerciful, ruthless, and soulless charlatans I have ever met. You liars make my father look like a saint by comparison. Boy, would Uncle Iroh love to give you a nice serving of discipline in his style because you deserve it. I do consider myself kind and compassionate, but I would not mind seeing you undergo a lot of pain and torture, especially since you dish it out on Inuyasha on several occasions when he clearly did not deserve it in the slightest. You all disgust me and I hope you rot in the deepest, darkest depths of the Fire Nation Prison.”
Katara would have this to say to Miroku, Sango, and Kagome, and to say she is not happy about confronting them is a mere understatement, “You might have everyone fooled by your fake kindness, but you and I both know you have struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So, let me tell you all something right now. You make one step backward, one slip-up, give me one reason why you might hurt Inuyasha, and you won’t have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I’ll make sure your destiny ends right then and there. Permanently.”
Adding salt to the injured egos of Miroku, Sango, and Kagome are Cyborg, Beastboy, Starfire, Terra, Sokka, Suki, Aang, and Toph. Cyborg starts by saying that they are pure trouble from head to toe. Beastboy says that what they have been doing to Inuyasha was not cool with him. Starfire calls them a bunch of royal Zargnarfs with hearts as jet black as the Gordanians’. Terra thought her initial betrayal of the Teen Titans was bad before she ended up as a permanent member, but Miroku’s, Sango’s, and Kagome’s treachery to Inuyasha far exceeds her own expectations. Sokka and Suki, despite once dating and now have broken up to end up respectively with Azula and Hahn, would go out of their way and state that even someone who used to be horrible as Azula and egotistical as Hahn has way more of a heart than Miroku, Sango, and Kagome ever could. Aang could already tell by standing close to them that they were insincere manipulators and liars with no conscience. Finally, Toph could hear their heartbeats and make it clear that they are nothing more than hollow, empty, and shallow excuses of comrades.
After that bashing to their egos, Zordon would then teleport Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou to the Command Centre not to make them new Power Rangers, but make them observe the Viewing Globe of what their treachery did to Inuyasha and how the Power Rangers helped him find his path to happiness. The four liars are shocked to know that Inuyasha is now in Northern Yoro-style clothing with Ayame as his wife, Sesshoumaru by his side as his brother, and with even greater friends in Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran. Buyo and Kilala even ended up married with several kittens. Even Kagome could not help but shout, moan, and whine to which Zordon commands Alpha 5 to take away Kagome’s ability to speak. Alpha 5 does this by programming a special remote control that deprives Kagome of her voice forever, with Alpha 5 telling Kagome, “That’s what you deserve for lying and manipulating others.” Even more surprising is Zordon teleporting a bruised Kouga to the Command Centre, as he states that Kouga got away with far more than he should. Now, it is time for Miroku, Sango, Kouga, Kagome, and Shippou to face their punishment, as they are sent back to Earth. Speaking of Earth, especially with Shippou still standing in the corner as time out, Terra and Toph use their earthbending skills to submerge Miroku, Sango, Kouga, and Kagome deep into the ground with their heads still above. This would compel Robin, Raven, Zuko, Katara, Cyborg, Starfire, Beastboy, Terra, Sokka, Suki, Aang, Toph, and even Sarasim, Speedy, Azula, and Hahn to play croquet using Miroku’s, Sango’s, Kouga’s, and Kagome’s heads as hoops. Shippou would just sit tied to a chair never to utter another word.
That is what Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou get for deceiving, lying, and manipulating. It says something when The Power Rangers, The Teen Titans, and Team Avatar make it clear that those four liars were horrible friends, and the medals of shame they obtained was only the beginning of verbal beatdowns that deservedly gave their egos such a thrashing. At least Inuyasha is finally free from these liars and is finally with people he truly cares for and who truly care for him back.
I hope you enjoyed this, and I will see you in my final takedown of Miroku’s, Sango’s, Kagome’s, and Shippou’s deceit, lies, and manipulation. Take care, stay safe, and please, for all that is good, never be a bunch of liars liars pants on fire like Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippou, everybody.
The Four Lowdown, Good-for-Nothing, Cheap Fur Coat Hypocrites from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.