TLOTA:
Besides it didn’t exactly make stars overnight nor did it kill every career. Arielle Kebbel came out just fine. I mean look at her IMDB, Look at her. (Cut to Arielle Kebbel in her apartment)
TLOTA (Audio only):
With her New York Apartment, her couch, her well cared for body. (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
Her eyes that appear to be stabbing daggers into my sou.. (James groans like Moe from The Three Stooges. Cut to Arielle Kebbel in her apartment)
Arielle Kebbel:
James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans. (Cut to James in his room)
TLOTA:
Arielle Kebbel? (Cut to Arielle Kebbel in her apartment)
Arielle Kebbel:
That’s right and I have a few bones to pick with you. You may have found me and a lot of my work enjoyable, but I wish I could say the same about you. (Cut to James physically)
Arielle Kebbel (Audio only):
You see James, I don’t like your reviews but guess what I found… (Cut to Arielle Kebbel physically)
Arielle Kebbel:
You see I did some digging around and found footage from the archives of Sullivan County BOCES and the Liberty High School 2002-2003 school year and in them a whole lot of feature a certain future Internet Reviewer by the name of James Faraci! (Cut to James in his room)
TLOTA:
I knew this was coming, if you think I wasn’t expecting this, I’ve been waiting since Mara Wilson took on a Meshuginah Schmuck from Chicago for this moment! (Cut to Arielle Kebbel in her apartment)
Arielle Kebbel:
Really? Ever since then? (Cut to James in his room)
TLOTA:
Oh yeah! Let’s do it!
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