(A Bolt of lightning strikes as the date “October 13, 2019” is seen. Cut to when Vincent Van Ghoul as played by Steve Kidd is uncomfortably close to James)

Vincent Van Ghoul:
Oh thank the moon and stars, I have spared you from the curse.

TLOTA:
What curse?

Vincent Van Ghoul:
The Curse of this bad movie, every copy that is out there I put into the chest of demons because they are made from different pieces of the 13th ghost. This piece if unleashed will find the others and the curse will be unleashed.

TLOTA:
Okay, but what happens if all the pieces were brought together? Wouldn’t that make the 13th ghost and bring it to life as well and unleash his curse?

Vincent Van Ghoul:
You know, I never thought about that! (Julia Alexa Miller walks in with two mugs of Warm, Spiced, Apple Cider)

Julia Alexa Miller:
About what? (Vincent turns around and James accidentally opens up the case as the scary/dramatic music used in the 1980’s Scooby Doo series is played before slamming to black and James says “OH, POOPIE!” Cut to a DVD Case seen from above at a slight angle slowly rising to reveal the cover of the DVD of “Scooby Doo And The Curse Of The 13th Ghost as the opening music of “The 13 Ghosts Of Scooby-Doo” Plays)

Vincent Van Ghoul (Voiceover):
This is a warning to all living Scooby Doo fans, that whomsoever opens up this DVD case shall unleash the 13th and final curse upon the face of the earth! (Cut to James as he grabs the DVD Case, it explodes and James does a Wilhelm Scream. Spirits and evil beings are unleashed as James, Olivia, Rebecca, Nick and Julia Alexa Miller run away from them. Show, John, Mike, Andrew, Ed, Renee, Paulo & Brenda run from another demon as two ghosts named “Michaud” and “DougnRob” stand as a demonic steamroller comes barreling towards them!)

Michaud (Played by Johnny Berchtold):
Let’s get ’em DougnRob!

DougnRob (Played by Nick Slimmer):
I’m with you Michaud! (The demonic steamroller flattens them as they scream. Cut to a black screen as a Crystal ball comes up with an image of Vincent Van Ghoul on it and everyone at Team TLOTA looks)

Vincent Van Ghoul:
Only YOU can return the curse to the case! (Spark cut to James and Team TLOTA as James holds a Sonic Screwdriver and shouts “WHY ME?!” and Vincent replies “Because you let it out!”. Cut to demons as they surround the team. Cut to Team TLOTA as they gasp in fear. Cut to more demons as James jumps up and screams in fear as a shadow covers everything. Cut to the darkness being stuffed back into the DVD Case and James sighs an “Oy”. The DVD Case glows as Vincent Laughs Cut to a black background with and blood spelling “The 13th Curse Of The Last Of The Americans” and Vincent saying The Thirteenth Curse Of The Last Of The Americans. Fade to black Cut to still photo of James getting blasted by a mystical beam as the music from the title card of “The 13 Ghosts Of Scooby-Doo” is heard and the words “The 13th Curse Of The Last Of The Americans” written by James Faraci. Cut to James as one second after the DVD case is open as James forces it closed!)

TLOTA:
Whew, Ave Maria! What just happened? ORAC, scan for any unusual energy signatures.

ORAC (Audio only):
According to the past several seconds a large energy pulse has come from the DVD Case you’re holding.

TLOTA:
Enough to say bring the parts of a demon back together?

ORAC (Audio only):
Fortunately no, but enough of a pulse to summon followers of the demon enough to grab the Chest Right now. (James hits an alarm as the scene cuts to outside as a cult of people take possession of the chest. James shouts “HEY!” off screen as Team TLOTA take an action pose)

TLOTA:
Get out of the yard! (Cut to the Cultists and Team TLOTA as they collide. Cut to Team TLOTA as they look like they’ve gotten their collective backsides handed to them and James has an ice pack on his junk)

TLOTA:
Nice try guys and I mean it, you did your best.

Vincent Van Ghoul:
And if that was your best then it was putrid! They took the chest, they took your DVD, and even worse they have your lady friend, Alex I think is her name. (Cut to James)

TLOTA:
Well do your voodoo that you do so well to find out where the Chest and Alex are and I’ll do my voodoo! I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours! (Cut to the different incarnations of “Scooby-Doo” as James does a voiceover)

TLOTA (Voiceover):
“Scooby-Doo” is as far as I’m concerned an animated legend. His popularity has never wavered and he always seemed to be in the right place at the right time to put masked criminals away with his friends Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley. This also set a template for Saturday Morning cartoons in the 1970’s. A group of teens and their pet would see something supernatural, discover the mystery behind it and unveil the mastermind behind it. The multiple series starring the series by the mid 1970’s the people in charge of the series felt the series needed something fresh so they added a new character. A nephew of Scooby’s named Scrappy-Doo (Cut to James physically)

TLOTA:
Now before I get a ton of messages and comments, Yes, I hated how they bastardized Scrappy in the first live action movie and yes I liked Scrappy up until then. I also wanted to say that yes I know I just defended Scrappy Doo. I await the worst from you. (Cut to the opening of “The 13 Ghosts Of Scooby Doo, then to clips of “The 13 Ghosts Of Scooby Doo” as James does a voiceover)

TLOTA (Voiceover):
By the mid 1980’s the series was going to get a new twist with “The 13 Ghosts Of Scooby Doo”. The series had new characters in “Flim-Flam” and Vincent Van Ghoul played by the awesome Vincent Price. The plot was simple after accidentally opening up the legendary “Chest Of Demons” Scooby and Shaggy, Daphne, Flim-Flam, Scrappy must find a way to put the demons back where they came from. And for my money there’s a reason that both the show is in my must watch on Halloween list and that the show is underrated, while it got a DVD release a few years ago, it never got a proper finale. (Cut to James physically)

TLOTA:
And for the record what I just saw… I’m still waiting!

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