(A Hand pulling a card designed by Stevie Swigart with the statistics of James Faraci The Last Of The Americans while putting it into the Robo Knight Robo Morpher and punching in the code 428 then cut to James jumping down a cliff from the 0:00-0:03 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:04 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows James Faraci landing in Santa’s sleigh and fully morphing into James Faraci The Last Of The Americans basic mode with his Long sleeve Tee-Shirt with the American flag design on it, Blue cargo Jeans and Black Work boots until 0:07 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run as scene cuts to James and Santa riding with the 12th Doctor and Clara at the 0:13 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:14-0:17 show Rebecca Yaun and Nick Yaun as the two run after the Grinch before cutting to John and Mike Santos baking cookies before cutting to the 0:17-0:19 mark as it shows Paulo & Brenda Fonseca popping in A Muppets Christmas Special on a player before cutting to the 0:20-0:28 mark as we see Eric Kurtzke, Ed Champion, Andrew Beach and Olivia Horvath decorating as it cuts to the doors outside of James’ space and time machine as the 0:28 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows when James stands on top of his Time and Space device and tosses a candy cane then cuts over to multiple clips from the past five years of “The Last Of The Americans” Christmas reviews/top 12s as the Candy Cane flips end over end as the 0:36 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run plays when James grabs it while on top of a slab while doing a heroic pose with Paulo & Brenda Fonseca, John & Mike Santos, Eric Kurtzke, Olivia Horvath on his right and Rebecca & Nick Yaun, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Ed Champion on his left doing their own heroic poses dressed in Christmas Garb on a white background the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera pulls back to see James and everyone else on top of a slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before all while snow and jingling bells are heard and seen in the foreground before cutting to the depths of space as a ship that dwarfs Spaceball one flies in pursuit of James’ Time and Space device as it cuts to the cockpit of James’ Time and Space Device as James and Julia Alexa Miller try to outrun the ship.)

Julia Alexa Miller:
Punch it James!

TLOTA:
I’m trying my best Alex. (Snaps fingers) Wait a second, I got an idea. ORAC! Auto pilot!

ORAC (Audio only):
Taking over controls now!

TLOTA:
Alex, come with me! (Cut to the depths of space as a ship that dwarfs Spaceball one flies before cutting to a cockpit filled with alien lifeforms played by Team TLOTA and a commanding officer played by Steve Kidd)

Commanding Officer:
Prepare Tractor Beam on the count of three! ONE! TWO! WAIT, MAGNIFY! (Cut to the view screen as it shows James and Julia Alexa Miller as they stand on the top of James’ time and space device before cutting to James and Julia Alexa Miller at the top of the Time and Space device.)

TLOTA:

You ready Alex?

Julia Alexa Miller:

On three! ONE! TWO! THREE!

TLOTA & Julia Alexa Miller (in unison):

CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! (Cut to the ship that dwarfs Spaceball one starts to disintegrate from the blast the two shout “Christmas” before cutting to James in his office)

TLOTA:

And that incident occured an hour before the party happened. The party itself was just as screwy! Obscurus Lupa and Phelous played dueling Eggnog recipes, Linkara had Steve’s Roast Turkey Surprise and next thing I saw was Linkara in his undies shouting something cuckoo, Rowdy and Maria Feist got into the Martinelli’s next thing I see is the two of them in the bathroom and next thing I’m dealing with is Deja Vu from the first big Internet Christmas Shindig I did after I got the studio, but the biggest one came from…(Knock on the Door) It’s open. (Cut to Keith Apicary at the door)

Keith Apicary:

Hey James, you got anymore of that Pecan Pie, I was hoping to take some home with me. (Cut to James)

TLOTA:

It’s in the fridge!

Keith Apicary (Audio only):
Okay!
(A Hand pulling a card designed by Stevie Swigart with the statistics of James Faraci The Last Of The Americans while putting it into the Robo Knight Robo Morpher and punching in the code 428 then cut to James jumping down a cliff from the 0:00-0:03 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:04 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows James Faraci landing in Santa’s sleigh and fully morphing into James Faraci The Last Of The Americans basic mode with his Long sleeve Tee-Shirt with the American flag design on it, Blue cargo Jeans and Black Work boots until 0:07 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run as scene cuts to James and Santa riding with the 12th Doctor and Clara at the 0:13 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:14-0:17 show Rebecca Yaun and Nick Yaun as the two run after the Grinch before cutting to John and Mike Santos baking cookies before cutting to the 0:17-0:19 mark as it shows Paulo & Brenda Fonseca popping in A Muppets Christmas Special on a player before cutting to the 0:20-0:28 mark as we see Eric Kurtzke, Ed Champion, Andrew Beach and Olivia Horvath decorating as it cuts to the doors outside of James’ space and time machine as the 0:28 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows when James stands on top of his Time and Space device and tosses a candy cane then cuts over to multiple clips from the past five years of “The Last Of The Americans” Christmas reviews/top 12s as the Candy Cane flips end over end as the 0:36 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run plays when James grabs it while on top of a slab while doing a heroic pose with Paulo & Brenda Fonseca, John & Mike Santos, Eric Kurtzke, Olivia Horvath on his right and Rebecca & Nick Yaun, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Ed Champion on his left doing their own heroic poses dressed in Christmas Garb on a white background the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera pulls back to see James and everyone else on top of a slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before all while snow and jingling bells are heard and seen in the foreground before cutting to the depths of space as a ship that dwarfs Spaceball one flies in pursuit of James’ Time and Space device as it cuts to the cockpit of James’ Time and Space Device as James and Julia Alexa Miller try to outrun the ship.)

Julia Alexa Miller:
Punch it James!

TLOTA:
I’m trying my best Alex. (Snaps fingers) Wait a second, I got an idea. ORAC! Auto pilot!

ORAC (Audio only):
Taking over controls now!

TLOTA:
Alex, come with me! (Cut to the depths of space as a ship that dwarfs Spaceball one flies before cutting to a cockpit filled with alien lifeforms played by Team TLOTA and a commanding officer played by Steve Kidd)

Commanding Officer:
Prepare Tractor Beam on the count of three! ONE! TWO! WAIT, MAGNIFY! (Cut to the view screen as it shows James and Julia Alexa Miller as they stand on the top of James’ time and space device before cutting to James and Julia Alexa Miller at the top of the Time and Space device.)

TLOTA:

You ready Alex?

Julia Alexa Miller:

On three! ONE! TWO! THREE!

TLOTA & Julia Alexa Miller (in unison):
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! (Cut to the ship that dwarfs Spaceball one starts to disintegrate from the blast the two shout “Christmas” before cutting to James in his office)

TLOTA:
And that incident occured an hour before the party happened. The party itself was just as screwy! Obscurus Lupa and Phelous played dueling Eggnog recipes, Linkara had Steve’s Roast Turkey Surprise and next thing I saw was Linkara in his undies shouting something cuckoo, Rowdy and Maria Feist got into the Martinelli’s next thing I see is the two of them in the bathroom and next thing I’m dealing with is Deja Vu from the first big Internet Christmas Shindig I did after I got the studio, but the biggest one came from…(Knock on the Door) It’s open. (Cut to Keith Apicary at the door)

Keith Apicary:
Hey James, you got anymore of that Pecan Pie, I was hoping to take some home with me. (Cut to James)

TLOTA:
It’s in the fridge!

Keith Apicary (Audio only):
Okay!

TLOTA:
Okay Keith Apicary being here was not the biggest surprise, it was the fact that I had been asked by the people in charge of Manic Expression to do something I had planned on doing anyway. (Cut to clips of different Christmas Specials as James does a voiceover)

TLOTA (Voiceover):
Because for all the love we have for the holidays, it can drive even the toughest nut to crack! But I love even the craziest moments and believe it or not the craziness can be awesome it it’s own right as can those Crazy Christmas Specials that we get. So to celebrate the crazy we’re counting down the top 12 most bonkers, most insane, the 12 craziest Christmas Specials that are Nuttier than EVERY SINGLE FRUITCAKE ON THE PLANET! (Cut to James physically)

TLOTA:
Why 12? Because I’m crazy not completely insane! Also in this moment of clarity allow The 12th Doctor to say something even I don’t have to say. (Cut to a clip of The 12th Doctor in “Twice Upon A Time” as he says “Spoilers” before cut to James)These are the Top 12 Craziest Christmas Specials!

Which 12 Christmas Specials are Cuckoo for cocoa puffs? Find out here

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