Five Years & “Justice” for very little
(A Hand pulling a card designed by Stevie Swigart with the statistics of James Faraci The Last Of The Americans while putting it into the Robo Knight Robo Morpher and punching in the code 428 then cut to James jumping down a cliff from the 0:00-0:03 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:04 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows James Faraci landing and fully morphing into James Faraci The Last Of The Americans basic mode with his Long sleeve Tee-Shirt with the American flag design on it, Blue cargo Jeans and Black Work boots until 0:07 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run as scene cuts to James fighting alongside the 2017 Power Rangers Movie Power Rangers at the 0:13 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:14-0:17 show Rebecca Yaun as Wonder Woman and Nick Yaun as Steve Trevor charging the screen before cutting to John and Mike Santos peeling out in The DeLorean From “Back To The Future” before cutting to the 0:17-0:19 mark as it shows Paulo & Brenda Fonseca taking a joyride in KITT from “Knight Rider” in Super Pursuit Mode before cutting to the 0:20-0:28 mark as we see Eric Kurtzke, Ed Champion and Andrew Beach flying the USS Enterprise from “Star Trek” (2009) and Olivia Horvath flying The Orville as it cuts to the 0:28 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows when James stands on top of his Time and Space device and tosses his sonic screwdriver then cuts over to multiple clips from the past five years of “The Last Of The Americans” reviews as the Sonic Screwdriver flips end over end as the 0:36 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run plays when James grabs it while on top of a slab while doing a heroic pose with Paulo & Brenda Fonseca, John & Mike Santos, Eric Kurtzke, Olivia Horvath on his right and Rebecca & Nick Yaun, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Ed Champion on his left doing their own heroic poses on a black background the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera pulls back to see James and everyone else on top of a slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before cutting to James and Julia Alexa Miller looking like disheveled as they walk down the backside of the Neversink Reservoir as James carries a very beaten and bruised Deadpool wisecracking and breaking the fourth wall while being hauled in a Grocery Cart and a piano playing “Free Bird” is in the foreground.)
You might be wondering why we look like we went the distance and LOST! You’re probably wondering why Deadpool is the way he is in the Grocery Cart.
Deadpool (Played by Cambell Dodson):
We got our asses WHOOPED like a bunch of school kids and Yes James is pissing himself on the road!
Deadpool shut up!
I guess it started back when Myspace was a social site and I’d just blog willy nilly about anything I had on my mind. Then I ended one blog calling myself The Last Of The Americans and then came Kickassia, the first movie I’d ever review! Eventually deciding to turn myself into an Internet Reviewer after being inspired by those on a site that is now a gigantic toilet bowl called Channel Awesome (James spits in the narration as he does in the real time)! Last year I got picked up by Manic-Expression.com to all of whom I am still grateful! Then a few hours ago I celebrated my fifth anniversary by having to review a movie I’d never thought would get to see the light of day. Let’s go back a few hours! (Cut to James in his office as he stands and does the diamond cutter sign)
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own and have been some of yours for the past FIVE YEARS RUNNING! BANG! (Cut to a moment of Fireworks and Ode To Joy playing as an image of DDP as his face is in the background and does the sign of the Diamond Cutter sign before cutting to James physically doing the same position) BANG! WHOO! Now what after all that I’ve seen and what I’ve been through, what could possibly top my “Avengers: Infinity War” review? How can I surprise everyone? By going from one big Comic Book Movie Clusterbank to an even BIGGER Comic Book Movie Clusterbank!
Witness my fifth anniversary as I take on DC’s non answer to Marvel’s “The Avengers” here