TLOTA: GUYS! STAY RIGHT THERE! (James stands a foot away and says the “Apache Chief Growing cry” as he grows to be the size of a 300 story Skyscraper as the Others look up and shout “WHAT THE….?” before multiples continual zooms to James face)
TLOTA: CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! (Cut to Angry Joe in his satellite as James’ echo violently wakes him up and he says Ow! before cutting to James Shrinking back to normal as everyone save for Olivia is shocked)
Olivia Horvath: Do you usually do something this extreme to say how much your excitement Christmas?!
TLOTA: Well, let’s say after last year’s Nostalgia Critic’s first Christmas review intro nearly wiped everyone off the face of the earth though Chicago. I scaled back!
Olivia Horvath: And you guys are not surprised when he does something like this?!
Renee Miller: Last year when he did the intro he was yo-yoing in the center of a green and red hypnowheel!
Olivia Horvath: Well with as loud as you got I’m certain by the end of 2017 we’re going to be making first contact!
TLOTA: Well, I can’t help it! (Cut to well known Christmas Specials as an electric guitar covers “The 12 Days Of Christmas” and James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): It’s incredible to describe, it’s the one time everyone reverts to being a kid and we get to watch our favorite animated and live action Specials. But yet for every “Frosty The Snowman” there’s a “Cricket On The Hearth”. For every “Charlie Brown Christmas Special” there’s a “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” and that is kind of sad to know that people don’t know about at least HALF of the countless Christmas Specials that don’t get shown as much as they should. (Cut to James in his office.)
TLOTA: Well guess what Santa James Faraci The Last Of The Americans is gonna give 12 specials the recognition they deserve! Why 12? (James grabs a Santa hat off screen and puts it on his head) HO! HO! HO! These are the Top 12 Little known Christmas Specials!