(Scene starts on a still image of Hell as groans of pain and despair are heard as is demonic bells and demonic chants and subtitled on the still is “The Opposite of Heaven” for one second before cutting to see the backside of the Prince Of Darkness himself dressed like the demonic smooth pimp daddy himself played by Paulo Fonseca as he turns to his minion played by Paul “Paw” Schuler to whom we only see his mouth and the rest of him is enrobed in a black mask and cloak turn on a device to signal all of the televisions so all who are damned and willing servants in hell of Lucifer are watching.)

The Minion (Sounding raspy): Minions of hell and all who are damned and doomed our time on the surface world comes near and to help in our mission I give to you the one whom we serve for all time! I give you, Lucifer! (The Minion walks off screen and Lucifer takes his place on screen)

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): My trembling subjects! (Cut to all of the damned, the doomed and willing servants of hell played in different ways by Traci Hines in multiple costumes looking at the monitors)

Lucifer (off screen, sounding deep and bass baritone): The time of my greatest creation’s time as ruler of the free world will be at its end by this time next year! (Cut to Lucifer onscreen)

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): But it makes no never mind to me, for this year will be the biggest year of recruitment of those who are young and innocent to our side and to lead you into glory on this campaign in the human world will be my daughter….Evileena! (Coughs) I said “To lead you into glory on this campaign in the human world will be my daughter…Evileena!” What in the name that is dark and unholy that isn’t me is going on?! (Lucifer grumbles as he gets up and looks around his room as the scene cuts to the damned, the doomed and willing servants of hell look at each other and wonder what’s causing this mess when Lucifer says off screen “A minor problem has arose.” Before cutting to Lucifer on the monitor)

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): Be right back! (Static interrupts the feed as the scene cuts to Lucifer going into Evileena’s room.)

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): Evileena?! Evileena, My Sweet little creation of Chaos and Destruction where are you? (A little girl played by Eliza Dushku cries in the corner as the camera cuts to a first person perspective and Lucifer comes to her)

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): Sweetie, what’s so wrong?

Evileena (Sounding sweet and young): Daddy, I did a bad thing a long time ago.

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): You didn’t bring about world peace now did you?

Evileena (Sounding sweet and young): No I did something way worse than that, remember the vault of bad ideas even you don’t like.

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): Yes? Why? (Cut to a kitchen in which a female played by Rebecca Yaun tries to use a meat mallet to cut open an apple when her phone goes off and she answers it.)

Kourtney Kardashian (Played by Rebecca Yaun): Like Hello, Kourtney Kardashian. (Cut to Lucifer in Evileena’s room)

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS DARK AND UNHOLY WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU LET STEPHANIE MEYER INTO THE VAULT OF IDEAS EVEN I THINK SHOULD NEVER BE TOUCHED!?!!?

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