Movie Curiosities: Black Widow
July 11, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
So. How did we get here, and why did it take so long? Read the rest of this entry →
Movie Curiosities: No Sudden Move
July 5, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
I don’t always like Steven Soderbergh’s movies, but I hold him in extremely high respect. His work is wildly uneven, but that’s the downside to such a wildly unpredictable filmmaker. How could anyone possibly look at Erin Brockovich, Magic Mike, Contagion, and The Girlfriend Experience and conclude that they were all made by the same guy? Read the rest of this entry →
Movie Curiosities — America: The Motion Picture
July 4, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
Back in August of 2019, The New York Times released “The 1619 Project”, named for the year in which the first enslaved Africans arrived in colonial Virginia. The project sought to reframe the history of the United States, positing that the USA as we know it was founded on slavery, and not on the Declaration of Independence adopted in the summer of 1776. This predictably resulted in an immediate firestorm of controversy — most notably, the Trump Administration had the heaving hairy balls to release “The 1776 Project” on MLK Day. Read the rest of this entry →
Movie Curiosities — F9: The Fast Saga
June 27, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
Crazy as this may sound, it’s come to the point where I would put the Fast and Furious movies in the same class as the Disney live-action remakes: Even before the newest film is released, the battle is already won and the war is already lost. Read the rest of this entry →
Movie Curiosities: Good On Paper
June 26, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
As I’m sure a lot of us did during the pandemic, I found a number of new ways to pass the time during lockdown. Among them, I went through a phase of browsing stand-up comedy routines on YouTube. This is where I first heard about Iliza Shlesinger and her dating misadventures with “Lyin’ Brian“. You’ll want to click that link — I’m sorry to say it will be required viewing for the review and for the movie. Read the rest of this entry →
Movie Curiosities: False Positive
June 25, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
False Positive was directed by John Lee, who also co-wrote and co-produced the picture alongside Ilana Glazer. If that last name sounds familiar, Glazer is a prominent up-and-coming comedian in film and TV, most notably as the co-creator of “Broad City”. As for Lee, he was responsible for directing numerous episodes of “Broad City”, in addition to his involvement with several shows on Adult Swim. This is Lee’s second feature as a director after Pee-Wee’s Big Holiday, the 2016 Netflix attempt at reviving the titular character. Read the rest of this entry →
Movie Curiosities: The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard
June 19, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
I have no memory of The Hitman’s Bodyguard. I know nothing about it, I never saw it, and I never heard a thing about it since the film released in September of 2017. Hell, it was a September release — those are practically made to be forgettable post-summer palate cleansers. Read the rest of this entry →
Movie Curiosities: In the Heights
June 13, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
I went into this one completely blind. I feel the need to state that up front, given my personal history with live theatre — particularly live musical theatre — documented in previous blog entries. Prior to watching this film, I was only vaguely aware that “In the Heights” was the Tony-winning smash that made Lin-Manuel Miranda a prominent Broadway name before “Hamilton” took his fame international. And I knew the play was greatly inspired by Manuel’s own upbringing in Washington Heights. Beyond that, I had no clue what I was in for with In the Heights. Read the rest of this entry →
Movie Curiosities: Wrath of Man
June 12, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
Jason Statham is a joke. And I mean that with the utmost respect. Read the rest of this entry →
Movie Curiosities: Cliff Walkers
June 5, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
This wasn’t supposed to happen.
At the beginning of the 2021 summer movie season, when everyone is desperate to unload all the big-money offerings that have been collecting dust since the pandemic… we have a slow weekend at the movies.
The only big release this weekend is the latest Conjuring movie, and I gave up on that franchise ever since the big Annabelle Comes Home crossover exposed how lazy and creatively bankrupt that whole enterprise always was. I’ve already reviewed last week’s big releases, and I was deliberately keeping Wrath of Man in reserve for such an occasion… except that it’s now more or less out of theaters. Damn.
So I did some digging and I came up with Cliff Walkers, directed by Zhang Yimou, best known to American audiences for House of Flying Daggers. This one is a Chinese espionage thriller set in the Japanese puppet state of Manchukuo, just prior to WWII. Sounds interesting enough. As heavily documented as WWII is, that’s a particular aspect of the war we don’t often see in movies. Not since The Last Emperor all the way back in 1987, to my knowledge. So let’s see what we’ve got.
For those who need a historical refresher, there was a time in the 1930s when the Japanese empire made aggressive moves to expand their holdings in the Far East. Naturally, this meant that they invaded neighboring China, making significant inroads through Manchuria in northeastern China all the way down to part of Mongolia. Thus began the State of Manchuria — also known as Manchukuo — which was technically an independent monarchy even though it operated under Japanese rule.
Incidentally, it should come as little surprise that native ethnic groups faced barbaric cruelty during the Japanese occupation, and the state was dissolved with the Japanese surrender in 1945. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
We begin with the infamous Unit 731 of the Imperial Japanese Army, responsible for using Manchurian prisoners as unwitting test subjects for unspeakable experiments in biological and chemical warfare. (And remember, this was a solid decade before Josef Mengele did something similar for the Nazis.) The premise concerns a prisoner who somehow escaped from Unit 731, with proof of the war crimes happening on Japan’s watch. Thus the USSR enacts a plot to extract this vital witness, hopefully bringing Unit 731 to international attention.
The Russians turn to four Manchurian refugees (played by Zhang Yi, Qin Hailu, Zhu Yawen, and Liu Haocun) who’ve been extensively trained by the CCP and air-dropped into the woods of Manchukuo. The plan is for the four of them to split into pairs and then meet up with their separate contacts, then go from there to extract the informant.
The kicker: The contacts are Manchukuo operatives.
Yes, it turns out that the prison camps of Manchukuo turned up a CCP agent (played by Lei Jiayin) who was desperate enough to save his own skin that he was willing to talk. The turncoat doesn’t know exactly who got sent over, but he does know roughly where they’ll be and he’s familiar with the secret codes used by the CCP, so that’s enough for Manchukuo to work with.
One CCP team figures out that their contacts are frauds and they’re able to escape the trap. The other team is none the wiser (yet), so now they’re unknowingly operating under the supervision of the enemy. And the two CCP teams have no way of contacting each other. So now it’s a matter of figuring out how the two teams can coordinate without blowing their cover, how to complete the mission in spite of the turncoat working against them, and figuring out who to trust. Complicating matters even further is the possibility of a higher-up in the Manchukuo enforcers who’s covertly working against their own government.
The action is tragically bland, mostly because 1930s automobiles don’t exactly make for the most satisfying car chases and the sequences are edited like the production couldn’t afford to actually destroy the cars. The close-quarters fight scenes are okay, but nowhere near the standards most would expect from Asian filmmaking. Likewise, the shootouts are passable when they could’ve been so much more.
Even the character development feels undercooked. There’s a bit about how two of our CCP operatives have young children left behind in Manchukuo, and that might have done a lot more to humanize two of our main characters if more had been done with the angle. Then again, the film makes a strong implicit point that we’re talking about spies here, not the military. With soldiers, the obligation is to never leave a man behind. With spies, anyone caught or injured gets left behind, with the expectation that they’ll have the good sense to kill themselves or at least die with their mouths shut.
Time of war makes everyone expendable, and it forces individuals to make terrible choices for the greater good. While the movie certainly could’ve gone farther with this theme, it’s nonetheless an elegant statement made in a compelling way.
Most baffling of all, it feels like the survival of our CCP spies is an end in itself. All that stuff about Unit 731 and getting the informant out of the country feels like a distant afterthought, and the informant himself doesn’t even show up until the last fifteen minutes. It felt like an entire reel of film was missing from the third act, that’s how quickly the whole matter is resolved and how little it had to do with the actual plot.
With all of that being said, the film looks beautiful. While I have my issues with the editing (most especially during the action sequences), the whole movie is beautifully designed and shot. The 1930s period setting is immaculately detailed and it all looks sufficiently lived-in. The costumes are the real stars of this show, with deep blacks, crisp lines, and so many wonderful hats.
The color scheme took me a while to get used to, because EVERY SINGLE ONE of the spies and operatives are dressed from head-to-toe in black. Yes, it quickly caught my eye and I knew immediately who I should pay attention to, but the monochromatic costumes did little to help me keep track of who was on which side. Then again, that was probably the point.
Put simply, Cliff Walkers is an espionage thriller. It’s a cut-and-dried espionage thriller, which paradoxically means that it’s complex and intricate and you’d need a goddamn flowchart to keep track of all the twists and reveals and betrayals, and that’s the whole appeal of the genre. If that’s what you like, then you’ll like this movie. And if you’re not up for that, then you won’t find much of anything else here.
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Movie Curiosities: Cruella
June 1, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.
Well, I’ve got egg on my face. Read the rest of this entry →
