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Movie Curiosities: Copshop

Movie Curiosities: Copshop

September 20, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

It’s Gerard Butler and Frank Grillo in a Joe Carnahan flick, and all three are credited producers as well. Even if Copshop turns out to be a disaster, you know it sure as hell won’t be boring. So let’s see what we’ve got. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: Kate

Movie Curiosities: Kate

September 17, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

In my last blog entry, I went into a long discussion weighing the benefits of streaming at home versus going to a theater. In summary, I explained that I tend to go easier on streaming releases because they take less time and money to watch. But tonight, I finally discovered an important counterpoint: Why watch a particular streaming release if I’m already online? Even at the most deluxe multiplex, I only have ten or twelve movies to choose from, and a narrow window to see them on the big screen. But if I’m streaming a film — especially on a service like Netflix or HBO Max — then I’ve got literally dozens of new releases and so many thousands of films in the back catalogue, all at my fingertips. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: Malignant

Movie Curiosities: Malignant

September 13, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

In the past, I’ve stated numerous times that I tend to go easier on streaming releases. If I watch a movie on a streaming service that I’m already paying a monthly subscription for (and without any $30 upcharge for a premium release because fuck that noise), then I’m not paying upwards of $12 for a ticket. If I’m watching the movie at home, then I’m not trying to fit the schedule of my local multiplex — plus the commute to that local multiplex — into the flow of my day. If I’m free to pause and rewind, fine-tune the brightness of my screen, adjust the volume, turn on subtitles, or even stop watching altogether with no consequence, then I’m not locked into a static viewing experience dictated solely by the filmmakers or the projectionist. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: Don’t Breathe 2

Movie Curiosities: Don’t Breathe 2

September 7, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

For those who had the misfortune of missing it, Don’t Breathe was a phenomenal horror flick about a hapless crew of teenage criminals who broke into the home of a blind man to make some easy money. Then the Blind Man turned out to be an unstoppable homicidal maniac who committed acts of unspeakable sexual violence against women, motivated by psychotic grief and a delusionally warped sense of justice. Basically, it was a story of “Bad versus Evil”, in which both sides torture each other and we get to revel in their well-deserved suffering.

When word came in that a sequel was coming, I was confused. Yes, getting more of a great movie is typically good news, but where could we possibly go from the end of the first movie? Well, it turns out the surviving teens are wholly absent, and the violent rapist psychopath is now our protagonist.

“It’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for ’em.”

Don’t Breathe 2 opens some unspecified length of time (presumably a year at most) after the conclusion of the first film. In the opening scene, we see a young girl crawling from the wreckage of a burning house. Cut to eight years later, and young Phoenix (Madelyn Grace) has spent her entire young life as the adoptive daughter of the Blind Man (Stephen Lang). Let’s pause there for a moment.

As a reminder, the Blind Man was a murderer pushed to sexually violent psychosis by the loss of his daughter. Which means that in obtaining and raising a new adoptive daughter of his own, the villain of the last film basically got everything he ever wanted. That’s pretty fucked up on the surface, but there’s more to consider here.

First of all, it bears remembering that the lead of the last film lived to ride off into the sunset after breaking into an old man’s house, robbing him, and trying to kill him. Both characters ultimately got what they wanted at a heavy cost, so it all balances out in a demented sort of way.

Secondly, Blind Man is absolutely obsessed with making sure he doesn’t lose a second daughter. As a direct result, though the relationship between them is a loving one, he’s still a domineering father who raised Phoenix with rigorous and extensive survival training.

More importantly, Phoenix has no contact with any kids her age. She’s completely home schooled, and the Blind Man doesn’t have any social life. Her only lifeline to the outside world is Hernandez (Stephanie Arcila), an army vet who buys the plants grown in Blind Man’s greenhouse and occasionally takes Phoenix into town on tightly controlled day trips. Blind Man is all about control, and Phoenix is quickly getting to the age where she needs some degree of freedom.

The Blind Man got everything he ever wanted. And he’s in very real danger of ruining it or getting ruined by it, just like everything else he touches.

Things inevitably hit the fan when Phoenix crosses paths with Raylan (Brandon Sexton III). Long story short, Raylan is the leader of a violent gang of meth dealers, he and a lot of his cronies are veterans (dishonorably discharged), and they’re somehow involved with an organ trafficker. And for reasons I won’t discuss here, Raylan has taken a particular interest in Phoenix. Thus he and his crew break into the Blind Man’s house to try and kidnap her.

Remember, we’re not talking about a few stupid juvenile delinquents here — these are professional killers armed and trained for war. These are hardened criminals associated with meth dealing and illegal organ harvesting. Which means that the unstoppable rapist homicidal maniac now has a worthy opponent. And both sides are going to make each other suffer in a big way.

The last movie was a battle of Bad vs. Evil. This one is a battle of Evil vs. Hellish, with Good (that’s Phoenix, remember) caught in between them. Fucking brilliant.

It’s perhaps worth noting that while both films were written and produced by the team of Fede Alvarez and Rodo Sayagues, Alvarez directed the first one while Sayagues directs the second one. There is indeed a significant tonal shift in between the two movies. For one thing, Alvarez had Evil Dead (2013) and numerous short films under his belt before directing the first film while this is the first time Sayagues has directed anything, and that disparity in experience is plainly visible. Not that Sayagues does a poor job — far from it — but the first film was tight and painstakingly constructed in a way that the sequel simply isn’t. Then again, the first movie was novel and innovative in a way that a sequel — by definition — wouldn’t be. Additionally, the first film was set primarily in one house with a cast of four, while the sequel has a lot more moving parts because it opens up the world of the story as any good sequel should do.

Moreover, the first movie made for an exceptional work of slasher horror because our protagonists weren’t capable of defending themselves. By comparison, the second film is all about perfectly capable murderers hunting each other. Yes, Phoenix makes for a vulnerable target, and she is technically the protagonist in that her development is the primary arc of the film. And to be clear, Phoenix is quite proactive and does everything she can to survive without making unreasonably stupid mistakes. Even so, Phoenix is tragically limited by virtue of being a ten-year-old girl, and she’s mostly reduced to acting as a MacGuffin or a Damsel to be rescued.

This is not a formula for a horror film, it’s a formula for an action film. This is effectively an action film in a horror franchise, and it’s an odd fit. That’s not to say it doesn’t work, necessarily, it’s just odd in a way that’s tough to explain.

For instance, when the first movie had all those sound design flourishes, omitting all score to emphasize the characters’ breaths and footsteps, it was terrifying because it underlined the need for dead silence in the face of a blind killing machine with super-sensitive hearing. But when the sequel tries the same trick, it’s… cool, I guess? Sure, it’s a beautifully done sound effect and it works in the context of a cat-and-mouse scene, but it’s not the same and it’s not as effective.

With an action movie, we typically expect dizzying choreography and fight scenes designed to be thrilling. With a horror film — most especially a slasher horror film, which is more or less what the first movie was — we expect the main characters to run and struggle to survive because getting caught by the monster means certain death. Though we do get a couple of impressive stunts, the fight scenes aren’t long enough or numerous enough for a decent action film. And though we do get a couple of gory deaths — in addition to some of that “cat-and-mouse” slasher horror action with Phoenix when she isn’t being passed around like a football — the surprises aren’t scary enough or numerous enough for a horror film.

Instead, the film settles nicely into a general “suspense” kind of genre. From scene to scene, the film is focused on such questions as “Where’s the trap?” and “How will the characters get out of this one?” and “What is this character really hiding and what do they want?” That sort of thing. It’s a bit of a jarring tonal shift from the first film to the second, but it works.

A significant part of why it works is because of the subtle connective tissue between the two films. The opening shot clearly and specifically calls back to the opening shot of the first movie, establishing a connection between the two straight away. And I’m furious right now because if I was at liberty to get into spoilers, I could make a meal of all the cleverly implicit ways that Phoenix’s arc calls back to that of Rocky in the previous film. In the story beats and camera movements, the sequel rhymes with the first film beautifully in a way that never once feels like a lazy rehash. Masterfully done.

But of course what really makes this work are the two leads. Madelyn Grace proves herself to be a superb young talent, gracefully providing the film with a solid anchor and a sympathetic moral arbiter. She elevates the role into something far greater than a mere plot device, and she sells the character’s fortitude where it’s necessary. Outstanding work.

As for the Blind Man, of course Stephen Lang does a marvelous job reprising a character he already slammed out of the park. But far more importantly, he sells the character’s suffering. The movie never lets us forget that Blind Man is in fact a monster who’s done unforgivable things. At the start of the film (and all through the previous film, come to think of it), Blind Man is simply trying to get back what was unfairly taken from him, regardless of what he has to do or who gets hurt along the way. But as the film unfolds, Blind Man starts to realize that he can’t run away from his past sins — indeed, his past sins are exactly why he suffers even more than he already has and loses whatever he has left.

The Blind Man is motivated to rescue this girl and make it possible that she’ll somehow have a better life because at this point, that’s his last remaining hope for any kind of salvation. But in the end, the film is good enough to leave it up to the audience. Whether you think he redeems himself at the end or if he was long past redemption even before we met the guy, that doesn’t make it any less satisfying to watch the Blind Man get beaten to shit for the sake of rescuing a sympathetic character.

Also, it’s worth stressing that the film makes novel use of the Blind Man’s central gimmick. Though his other senses are highly advanced and he has the benefit of his training as a top-of-the-line Navy SEAL, the Blind Man’s greatest strength proves to be his ingenuity and resourcefulness. This is most especially obvious in the back half, when the Blind Man is finally pushed out of his house and into unfamiliar territory. Through the entire first movie and half of the second film, Blind Man had the distinct advantage of fighting in a house that he intimately knew from top to bottom. When compelled to fight in unfamiliar territory, he has to get crafty, and the results are a joy to watch.

Though Don’t Breathe is definitely the superior film, I still had a great time with Don’t Breathe 2. The sequel isn’t anywhere near as effective as a horror film, but the brutality is still unflinching, the moral ambiguity is still compelling, and I must give a kind of grudging respect to any filmmakers who’d go to such fucked-up lengths in making sure the characters suffer. It also helps that the two lead performances are genuinely captivating, there are so many genuinely clever action scenes in here, and watching the Blind Man fight for his life felt so good after sitting through the first one.

When all is said and done, this sequel makes sure that Rocky, Phoenix, and the Blind Man all get the endings they deserve. That’s the most I could ask.

The two films are different enough that anyone could technically walk into the sequel cold, but it won’t be the same. You really need to see the first film to appreciate why the Blind Man does what he does, and why he deserves everything he gets. If you haven’t seen the first movie, you totally should. If you’ve seen the first movie and you haven’t seen the sequel yet, you totally should.


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Movie Curiosities: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

Movie Curiosities: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

September 5, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

This is one of those times when I had to write a whole ‘nother blog entry before I even saw Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. There’s a lot to sink our teeth into with regards to who Shang-Chi (pronounced “SHONG-chi”) is and how we got to this point. I’m at a loss for how I can sum it all up in a single paragraph, and we’ve got more than enough to get through besides. So let’s just assume you’ve read the previous blog entry (or maybe you already know or don’t care about all that) and hit the ground running. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: The Protege

Movie Curiosities: The Protege

August 29, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

The Protege comes to us from director Martin Campbell and Richard Wenk, both seasoned journeymen. Campbell is of course best known for his outings with James Bond (namely Goldeneye and Casino Royale, both seminal entries in the series), though of course he’s also infamous for a little film called Green Lantern (though let’s be honest, there’s more than enough blame for that one to go around). As for Richard Wenk, he’s previously responsible for such screenplays as The Magnificent Seven (2016), The Mechanic, The Expendables 2, and both of the Denzel Washington Equalizer films. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: Candyman (2021)

Movie Curiosities: Candyman (2021)

August 28, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

“History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does often rhyme.”

–Mark Twain

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Movie Curiosities: Reminiscence

Movie Curiosities: Reminiscence

August 22, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

Reminiscence comes to us from writer/director/producer Lisa Joy, here making her feature debut after a respectable run as an exec producer on the recent television remake of “Westworld”. This time, our particular sci-fi tale takes place in Miami of the not-too-distant future. Climate change has submerged the entire city about twenty or thirty feet below sea level, though there are some districts behind levees, where the water is only ankle deep. All the premium dry land got scooped up by the wealthy, leaving the poorest citizens to float until the ocean finally reclaims their homes. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: The Night House

Movie Curiosities: The Night House

August 22, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

The Night House comes to us from director David Bruckner, alongside screenwriters Ben Collins and Luke Piotrowski. All three of whom have steadily built up a collection of low-budget horror bona fides deep within the indie horror underground. But of course the big name here is Executive Producer Rebecca Hall, who was apparently in the market for a horror movie vehicle.

Yeah, I’m on board for this.

Our premise begins with Owen (Evan Jonigkeit), an architect who personally designed and built a lake house for himself and his wife (Beth, played by Hall). They’d been happily married for just short of 15 years when Owen suddenly shoots himself in the head, leaving behind a disturbingly cryptic note.

We open just after the funeral, while Beth is still firmly in the “anger” stage of grief. She gets drunk, she trashes stuff, she lashes out at anyone who shows concern, and so on. Then she gets all sorts of weird dreams, wakes up in strange places, hears stuff while she’s alone in the middle of the night, sees bizarre visions, finds a bunch of odd stuff in her late husband’s belongings, and so on.

It’s hard to sufficiently explain the premise, as so much is tied up in spoilers and clues. Also, the film is a straightforward “haunted house” ghost story, so the premise doesn’t exactly need much elaboration beyond that. Still, there’s a lot to like here.

Yes, the film is regrettably heavy with jump scares, but it’s nonetheless a fine example of how jump scares can be done right. To start with, the filmmakers were shrewd enough to front-load the jump scares, the better to keep us on our toes through the rest of the film. All while the film is indulging in atmospheric horror and suspense, the audience is constantly waiting on tenterhooks for the next jump scare. Quite clever.

For another thing, so many of the jump scares are natural extensions of the atmosphere. Either that or they’re (seemingly) mundane surprises that startle our protagonist in her distracted state of mind. I’m still not a fan of the aggressive musical sting that comes with every jump scare, but I can honestly say there isn’t a cheap or underhanded one in the whole flick.

More notably, the filmmakers make liberal and effective use of a multi-layered sculpture kind of effect. It’s not an easy thing to describe, but in practice, it’s hard to tell if a shadowy figure is really a malicious spirit or a collection of random objects viewed from a certain perspective. It’s surprisingly chilling and dazzlingly creative.

Visually and metaphorically, the film is heavily preoccupied with the concepts of emptiness and nothingness. It’s especially prominent in the film’s ruminations about death, daring to ask whether any kind of afterlife would really be preferable to simply fading away and ceasing to exist. The whole concept of “nothing” is unimaginable on this scale, as the human mind is literally incapable of conceiving what its own non-existence would look and feel like.

“Nothing” is at once such a simple and basic concept, yet it’s something grand and terrible and unknowable in the existential scheme of things. It’s a terrible and fascinating paradox, and kudos to the filmmakers for exploring that in such a heartfelt, captivating, visually dynamic way.

That said, Rebecca Hall deserves most of the credit for selling the film’s statements on death, grief, and loss. She turns in a powerhouse performance, delivering a woman who would literally turn the world upside down in her pathological need for closure. Beth doesn’t care if her clues and inquiries all lead to a dead end, and she doesn’t even care if others get hurt along the way (though that’s never Plan A). Perhaps most importantly, Beth will keep going even if it means discovering something about her husband she may regret finding out. That’s huge because — without getting into spoilers — Beth knows from personal experience and at great cost that anything learned can never be un-learned.

Though Hall is indisputably the star, she’s aided by a small yet mighty supporting cast. Sarah Goldberg appears as Claire, a coworker and close friend to Beth. (They’re both high school teachers, by the way.) Moreover, Claire is a happily married mother, so she’s able to provide Beth with the support and normalcy that Beth so badly needs. Most especially, Claire serves as a helpful reminder for Beth and everyone else that Beth is in a bad place, what she’s going through isn’t normal, and everyone might do well to respect her space and her healing process. I suppose Claire is the comic relief in the strict technical sense, but she fills that role with a soft touch. Exactly what the film needed, and Goldberg plays it with elegant sympathy.

We’ve also got Mel (Vondie Curtis-Hall), a neighbor living near the lake house. Again, he’s a support character who takes it on himself to look after Claire and encourage her to go easy on herself. The difference is that Mel is an older man who previously lost his wife, so he’s coming at this from the perspective from someone who’s already been through what Beth is going through now. (But without the paranormal freakiness, one assumes.) Moreover, because Mel is such a good friend and neighbor, there’s a distinct possibility that he might’ve known more and seen more than he’s letting on.

It bears mentioning that Beth and Owen themselves have secrets they’ve kept from everyone else. I’m quite sure that of everyone in the cast, Claire is the only one who’s 100 percent trustworthy. Which is another reason why she’s so valuable, come to think of it.

Speaking of which, there’s Stacy Martin’s character. I don’t think there’s a single damned thing I can say about this character without spoiling something, so let’s just say that Martin holds the screen admirably well against Hall and leave it at that.

The Night House does a fine job of working within its limits. At just under two hours long, the film doesn’t overstay its welcome. While the plot is more or less a standard ghost story with tried-and-true themes of death and grief, there are just enough bells and whistles here to make this a genuinely scary yet heartfelt good time. It certainly helps that while the cast is highly limited, Rebecca Hall is acting her ass off and every last supporting actor around her is impeccable.

This is definitely one to check out.


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Movie Curiosities: Respect

Movie Curiosities: Respect

August 21, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

In the past, I’ve made it clear that I don’t like reviewing movies that are part of a massive globally successful franchise. For instance, when there’s a new Marvel film or a new “Fast and Furious” movie or some new entry in the Star Wars saga, why would you or anyone else waste your time reading my review? You already know what you’re getting, you already know whether or not you’re going to see it, and nothing I say will change your mind or tell you anything you don’t already know. Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: Vivo

Movie Curiosities: Vivo

August 16, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

Vivo first began as a project with Dreamworks Animation, partnering with Lin-Manuel Miranda after the booming success of “In the Heights”. The project fell apart as Dreamworks got passed around between various corporate owners and it got lost in the shuffle. Then “Hamilton” happened and Sony Pictures Animation revived the project, complete with 11 new original songs written by Executive Producer Miranda and a score composed by Exec Musical Producer Alex Lacamoire (also of the “Hamilton” creative core). Read the rest of this entry →

Movie Curiosities: Free Guy

Movie Curiosities: Free Guy

August 15, 2021 in Blogs, Curiosity Inc.

This should not have worked. Read the rest of this entry →