(Guitar music like “American Idiot” plays as James Faraci and Paulo Fonseca on guitars, Andrew Beach on Bass Guitar, and Nick Lopez on the Drums and the set is like the set of “American Idiot” except the colors are Patriotically Red, White, and Blue)
James Faraci (Singing):
All year we’re cheering American Icons! (Guitars play the tune for three seconds.) Twelve months of heroes of Cinema! (Guitars play the tune for three seconds.) From John Wayne to Rocky Balboa (Guitars play the tune for three seconds.) Oh, hell yeah, we’re talking about them all! (The tune continues) [Chorus] Welcome to the two hundred and fiftieth, hoping we’ll see two fifty-one! And we can finally be Okay! Humans dream of a better tomorrow, knowing it won’t be hollow! For me that’s good enough! (Drums play and the music continues.) We’re going to show off the hard work! (Guitars play the tune for three seconds.) Even if it makes me look like a real jerk. (Guitars play the tune for three seconds.) Now everyone get ready to celebrate with us! (Guitars play the tune for three seconds.) And make sure you have a dose of common sense. (The tune continues) [Chorus] Welcome to the two hundred and fiftieth, hoping we’ll see two fifty-one! And we can finally be Okay! Humans dream of a better tomorrow, knowing it won’t be hollow! For me that’s good enough! (Drums play and the music continues with a guitar solo.) All year we’re cheering American Icons! Twelve months of heroes of Cinema! Information about them will be a lot, you’re going to know whether you like or not [Chorus] Welcome to the two hundred and fiftieth, hoping we’ll see two fifty-one! And we can finally be Okay! Humans dream of a better tomorrow, knowing it won’t be hollow! For me that’s good enough! (Drums play and the music continues and concludes and the words “Americans Icons” are put up in different styles of text. The scene cuts to everyone in a Stagecoach as they look at James wanting to beat the hell out of him.)
TLOTA:
Okay, what did you expect? (Cut to Nick Lopez and Jessica Lopez-Barkl)
Nick Lopez:
Well, I’m glad you had suits that were era accurate and the driver and the one riding shotgun were willing to accommodate us all, I just wish we could have more room for all of us to sit, let alone breathe!
Jessica Lopez-Barkl:
I wish I could reach my liquor supply; I would break a bottle and kill you, James. (Cut to Rebecca and Nick Yaun)
Rebecca Yaun:
Relax, this isn’t the first time; we had to do research on Beethoven, and we saved him from some wholly unbelievable stuff.
Nick Yaun:
And that is scratching the surface. (Cut to Paulo and Brenda Fonseca, and Crosslyn Castillo)
Paulo Fonseca:
Speaking of scratching, these clothes itchy
Brenda Fonseca:
Would you like to wear this corset? It really sucks.
Crosslyn Costillo:
Tell me about it. I’ve been in mermaid tails that have hurt less. (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
Well now we know what it was like to ride in one of these, the second the ride is over, we’ll head back to the studio and… (Cut to everyone in the studio looking like hell) NEVER SPEAK OF THIS MOMENT AGAIN!
American Icons continue its look into John Wayne with the movie that made his career “Stagecoach”
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