(The Scene begins with a woodpecker; it then cuts to a sawmill as we see blades being sharpened; then to the outskirts of a town with the sign “Welcome to Triple Crest, Minnesota.” and over the triple crests that seem to meet in harmony with the background and the words “The Last Of The Americans presents: Monstertober 2025.” appear in the foreground in the same text style as “Twin Peaks.”)
(With the scenes mirroring the introduction to “Twin Peaks” as it shows the cast which includes “James Faraci,” “Paulo and Brenda Fonseca,” “Rebecca and Nick Yaun,” “Renee Miller,” “Andrew Beach,” Doug Yaun,” “Olivia Horvath,” “Eric Kurtzke,” “Crosslyn Castillo,” “Nick Lopez,” “Jessica Lopez-Barkl,” “Angelina Morelli,” “Phil Leviste,” ”Joe Colon,” “And Allysia Watts as Sgt Nicolette Angelinas,” “Special Guest Star Lewis Lovhaug as Linkara)
(The introduction scenes continue to mirror the “Twin Peaks” intro which shows the crew which includes “Produced by First Choice Entertainment Productions and Manic-Expression.com” “Executive Producers: James Faraci, Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Olivia Horvath”; “Editing by Eric Kurtzke and James Faraci”; “Written and Directed by James Faraci”. The Intro ends with James dressed in “Halloween Mode” on a bus, looking over a file, then James’s phone starts ringing.)
TLOTA:
Hello, James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans. (Cut to Linkara in his basement)
Linkara:
Hey James, so you’re going to be in my neck of the woods. (Cut to James on the bus)
TLOTA:
Yeah, I’m going to Triple Crest, Minnesota, to solve the long unsolved murder of Tara Lovhaug. (Cut to Linkara)
Linkara:
Wait, Triple Crest? Tara Lovhaug? (Cut to James on the bus)
TLOTA:
Yeah, I mean if you want to be a part of it, I’ll make sure you get credit for the discovery, but no crossovers! (Cut to Linkara.)
Linkara:
How far away are you from Triple Crest? (Cut to James on the bus)
TLOTA:
I just crossed the border now! Linkara? Linkara? Damnit! (A voice behind him says, “Something wrong?” and James turns back to see in the seat behind him a woman looking at some files. Cut to James looking over the chair.)
TLOTA:
Let me guess, you’re trying to solve the murder of Tara Lovhaug as well? (Cut to the woman)
The Woman:
What’s it to you? (Cut to James looking over the chair)
TLOTA:
I’m an internet reviewer with a passion to solve a mystery. I’m James… (Cut to the woman)
The Woman:
[Interrupting] James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans, currently residing in Liberty, NY, studying at SUNY Sullivan Community College for a Computer Graphics/Graphic Arts degree, graduated in 2025 from SUNY Sullivan in the Media Arts Department with High Honors, and graduated from Sullivan County BOCES with a Presidential Academic Achievement Award. (Cut to James looking over the chair.)
TLOTA:
Okay, so you know about me? Who are you? (Cut to the inside of the J. Edgar Hoover FBI Building as a shadow of a female agent walks in as “Goody Two-Shoes” from Adam Ant plays, which then cuts to events about who the woman is in a montage of events as explained by her.)
The Woman (Voiceover):
My Name is Nicolette Angelinas, Born and Schooled in West Virginia. Graduated from West Virgina University 1999 with a master’s in criminal justice, psychology, politics and sociology, and having passed the bar to perform as an attorney, I took several years at the Police Academy in West Virginia, passing all necessary courses to graduate with honorable distinction and accepted into the Federal Bureau of Investigations of the United States in 2003 with a record five hundred thousand unsubs captured, established myself as a popular law enforcement officer in the Quantico community and the residing neighborhoods. Continuing to improve the FBI’s efficiency in chases on foot and in a car. Received multiple awards for my work in the field and in the office with impressive success. Though I have sustained numerous injuries in the line of duty, most recently a shot through the leg by a madman dressed as a combination of Trump and Uncle Sam! (Cut to James as Nicolette Angelinas moves next to James with her files matching James’.)
TLOTA:
So what brings you out here?
Nicolette Angelinas:
An assignment, Former agent Dane Crooper was last seen in the town trying to solve the Murder thirty-five years ago. Apparently, he went mad, lost himself, and didn’t solve the case. Now, I am to be integrated as a sergeant in the town’s police force. These are some of the people I will be working with… (Cut to moments of introducing the other characters as Nicolette Angelinas does a voiceover.)
Nicolette Angelinas (V.O.):
Officers Donna Snatcher, Bill Runner, The Randys (Detective Randy Brendan and Detective Randi Cartmel), Desk Sergeants Carter (Fraternal Twins), Chic Oxnard, Jessie Hewlitt & Packard, Officer Ladybird Johnson and her father, and their Chief Lyndon B Johnson. (Cut to James and Nicolette on the bus.)
TLOTA:
[Beat] So basically, they make Rosco P. Coltraine, Elroy P. Lobo, and every other incompetent lawman from a series look like Einstein gave The Three Stooges intelligence boosters.
Nicolette Angelinas:
Yeah. (Cut to the bus as it stops in town. James and Nicolette stand on the ground as James’ phone rings.)
TLOTA:
Hello James Faraci, The… (Cut to James’ team)
Jessica Lopez-Barkl:
James, we got this call from someone named Linkara, and he seemed less than happy to hear you’re in his neck of the woods. (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
Look, I just got off the bus. If he wants to help, then he can drag his lazy tuchus from that basement of his and get it here to help me. I am going to settle into the nearby hotel with my newly assigned associate, Sgt. Angelinas, and according to certain sites, the hotel is adjacent to the restaurant, which has great apple pie and the best damned cup of hot cocoa, coffee, and tea!
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