(Scene begins with a smartwatch screen and a finger as it taps the screen, and the 1994 American Gladiators plays as the scene cuts to a hand as it taps an app on his phone, as it opens a portal.)
(It cuts to James and the characters he’s played until it cut to his face and the credit of “James Faraci” is shown as it cuts to “The Last Of The Americans’” current iteration then slides away to different images of Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun and the characters they’ve played until it cut to their faces. The credits of “ Paulo and Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca and Nick Yaun” are shown then slides away to different images of Doug Yaun, Kyra Lee and Crosslyn Castillo and the characters they’ve played, until it cuts to their faces.)
(After that, the credits “Doug Yaun, Kyra Lee and Crosslyn Castillo” are shown, as it then slides away to different images of Andrew Beach Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller and Olivia Horvath. Following this, the credits of “Andrew Beach, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Olivia Horvath” are shown as the 0:00-0:21 mark of the theme song plays.)
(Everything becomes a swirl of reds, whites, and blues, as the credits “Produced by First Choice Entertainment Productions in association with Manic-Expression.com”; “Executive Producers: James Faraci, Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Olivia Horvath”; “Editing by Eric Kurtzke and James Faraci”; “Written and Directed by James Faraci” are shown, as the 0:21-0:26 mark of the theme song plays.)
(We then see an image of James as he jumps through the portal and lands with half of his team on his right. The other half on his left is on a black background. Finally, the title “THE LAST OF THE AMERICANS” is shown Lazer etched into Titanium as the last six seconds of the American Gladiators 1994 theme song plays.)
(The Scene changes to James as he does some work around the office, as lightning strikes the set, and ERod the Blockbuster Buster lands, ready to test James.)
Erod The Blockbuster Buster:
James Faraci The Last Of The Americans, the time has come for you to see if your heart is still in this business, it’s time to take the challenge for the Hammer of The Blockbuster Buster!
TLOTA (Calmly):
Hey ERod!
ERod The Blockbuster Buster:
James, didn’t you hear me? I said; The time has come for you to see your heart is still in what you love and to see if you are truly worthy of The Hammer and the title of ‘The Blockbuster Buster.”
TLOTA (Calmly):
Can you take a seat on the couch? I just need to do some dusting and vacuuming, and we’ll do this final test in an hour. (Cut to an hour later as James puts up the Swiffer for the kitchen and walks to the main lobby where ERod The Blockbuster Buster.)
ERod The Blockbuster Buster (Semi-Angry):
Okay, is there anything else you need to do before you get tested, do a workout, make your dinner, ANYTHING BESIDES WHAT MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT TEST OF YOUR CHARACTER AND CAREER AS AN INTERNET REVIEWER?
TLOTA:
ERod, I have watched the entire Michael Bay Transformers movies and the ones without him in it, I have seen Bay’s Ninja Turtles movies, One piece of advice, do not go onto the basement bathroom, it has been declared a biohazard site from all the radioactive vomit, I’ve seen all the “Twilight Saga” movies… (Cut to ERod The Blockbuster Buster)
ERod The Blockbuster Buster:
Yeah, I still call bullshit on the fact that “Twilight” was an aphrodisiac. (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
I had to watch all the Snyder DC movies; I found enough material to get my thirteenth and fourteenth anniversaries. I watched “Howard the Duck,” “Episode…” You know, all those Spider-Man less Spider-Man side character movies, all the non-MCU Marvel and DC Comics based movies that have been claimed the worst, whatever it is you have planned for, I AM READY! Hell, I even got through “Son Of The Mask” and “CATS” for good measure. So, whatever you have planned, I am ready!
ERod The Blockbuster Buster:
(Beat) OKAY, you sat through all of that, and you think that you are ready, and before we begin, let me do what it is I must do since you mentioned it, EPISODE ONE! (EROD stands up, screams, and raises the hammer, and lightning explodes all over the studio, then sits down.) I’m sorry for the reaction; it was immature and inappropriate. Back to the business at hand, you sat through so much crap, but that doesn’t mean you are ready for what you must face.
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