(Scene begins with a smartwatch screen and a finger as it taps the screen and the 1994 American Gladiators plays as the scene cuts to a hand as it taps an app on his phone as it opens a portal.)
(It cuts to James and the characters he’s played until it cut to his face and the credit of “James Faraci” is shown as it cuts to “The Last Of The Americans’” current iteration then slides away to different images of Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun and the characters they’ve played until it cut to their faces. The credits of “ Paulo and Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca and Nick Yaun” are shown, then slide away to different images of Doug Yaun, Kyra Lee, and Crosslyn Castillo and the characters they’ve played, until it cuts to their faces.)
(After that, the credits “Doug Yaun, Kyra Lee, and Crosslyn Castillo” are shown, as it then slides away to different images of Andrew Beach, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, and Olivia Horvath. Following this, the credits of “Andrew Beach, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Olivia Horvath” are shown as the 0:00-0:21 mark of the theme song plays.)
(Everything becomes a swirl of reds, whites, and blues, as the credits “Produced by First Choice Entertainment Productions in association with Manic-Expression.com”; “Executive Producers: James Faraci, Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Olivia Horvath”; “Editing by Eric Kurtzke and James Faraci”; “Written and Directed by James Faraci” are shown, as the 0:21-0:26 mark of the theme song plays.)
(We then see an image of James as he jumps through the portal and lands with half of his team on his right. The other half on his left is on a black background. Finally, the title “THE LAST OF THE AMERICANS” is shown Lazer etched into Titanium as the last six seconds of the American Gladiators 1994 theme song plays.)
(The scene changes to James Faraci The Last Of The Americans as James Daniel Walsh, Rowdy, DukeCT, and other members of “Manic-Expresssion.Com” and the other reviewers formerly from the now dead “Site” as they celebrate a successful rehearsal for their episode of “Celebrity Family Feud” before they go for the real deal as James gets the food and drinks for celebrating.)
DukeCT:
Thanks for letting me host the game.
TLOTA:
Well, when it comes to someone as likable and comedically awesome as Steve Harvey, you’re the best!
DukeCT:
Thanks for the compliment. (Cut to Rowdy and Kyra Lee Of The Lacustrian Pod.)
Kyra Lee Of The Lacustrian Pod:
These survey answers are meant to be completed for the points, yet most of the time, the answers are handled with humorous levity, reflecting the lack of intelligent thought that often comes out of someone. For example, when you answered the survey question of “Name something that your better half that you’d like to improve.” You replied, “Her clothing,” and James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans, stood there not reacting with the arbitrary “Good Answer!” and cheering.
Rowdy:
James’s response to dumb answers is different than others. He doesn’t give them the time of day as he thinks if it’s a dumb answer, he will look at you and give you a look of “What were you thinking?” and then just move on. (Cut to James Faraci The Last Of The Americans as he sits in the corner and James Daniel Walsh walks to James Faraci The Last Of The Americans.)
James Daniel Walsh:
James, why aren’t you mingling with everyone more?
TLOTA:
After the past few years, I have been mingling…
James Daniel Walsh:
Don’t give me that, get out there and hang out with somebody.
TLOTA:
Okay, Okay, Okay! (James Faraci gets up and walks around and then grabs a bite of food as he and Crosslyn Castillo touch hands and connect through the eyes; however, James walks away as Crosslyn looks sad at how quickly James walked away, as Doug Yaun walks up to Crosslyn.)
Doug Yaun:
Don’t take it personally, he’s still struggling to recover from his loss.
Crosslyn Castillo:
Well, how long will it take for him to get over it?
Doug Yaun:
How long have you been a mermaid since you became one? (Cut to Linkara and Diamanda Hagen.)
Diamanda Hagen:
Did you see the look in James Faraci The Last Of The Americans’ eyes when he had to stare at me?
Linkara:
He must have heard about what you did at Scarsdale Manor.
Diamanda Hagen:
Well, let’s face it, we all showed our true colors there. (Cut to Kyle Kallgren and Antoni Matteo Garcia.)
Kyle Kallgren:
So James had asked me for assistance in his college courses during the past few years, and knowing he’s going back to college for another degree makes it sound like he is suffering from a mental disturbance!
Antoni Matteo Garcia:
I guess with everything he’s been through, he thinks that College is the third act in his life and that there is nothing else after that.
Kyle Kallgren:
You know, just because there is a three-act structure to a movie and other forms of entertainment, it does not apply to the real world, sometimes. (Cut to James Daniel Walsh as he asks for everyone’s attention, and everyone gives it. Cut to James Daniel Walsh)
James Daniel Walsh:
In two weeks, we’re heading to California for filming our episode. The episode will air a few weeks later, sometime in August. I would like to thank James for allowing us to rehearse for everything related to our episode, and I look forward to seeing everyone in two weeks.
TLOTA:
Thanks, everyone, for dropping by. Now I’ve got work to do. (Cut to everyone as they thank James Daniel Walsh and James Faraci The Last Of The Americans for everything during that day. Cut to an hour later as James sighs and cleans up and Crosslyn helps.)
TLOTA:
You know, you don’t have to stick around. I could’ve handled it myself.
Crosslyn Castillo:
That’s the thing, you may be “The Last Of The Americans” but you’re not alone, no matter how much you think your fate is sealed.
TLOTA:
However, I can tell you now that the experience reminded me why I love “Family Feud.” (Cut to clips of Classic Family Feud and the current series run as James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA (V.O.):
And it is because it, alongside “The Price Is Right”, “Wheel Of Fortune,” & “Jeopardy.” “Family Feud” was one of those shows that once you see it no matter who your first host was, whether it was Richard Dawson, Ray Combs, Richard Dawson (AGAIN), Louie Anderson, Richard Karn, John O’Hurley or the man currently in the hosting position and the single longest running host of the “Feud” Steve Harvey, it is one of those game shows that you still laugh at and thank that you’re not on unless you are winning at the game or you’re recognized for the myriad of quote unquote “Good Answers.” (Cut to James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans, physically in his office.)
TLOTA:
And today, I am celebrating this series for all its crazy family actions. I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans, the views I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours, and this is my tribute to one of the most hilarious game shows ever, “Family Feud!”
The Survey Says today The Last Of The Americans celebrates “Family Feud”
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