(Scene begins with a smartwatch screen and a finger as it taps the screen and the 1994 American Gladiators plays as the scene cuts to a hand as it taps an app on his phone as it opens a portal, and it cuts to James and the characters he’s played until it cut to his face and the credit of “James Faraci” is shown as it cuts to “The Last Of The Americans’” current iteration then slides away to different images of Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun and the characters they’ve played until it cut to their faces and the credits of “Paulo and Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca and Nick Yaun.” is shown then slides away to different images of Doug Yaun, Kyra Lee and Crosslyn Castillo and the characters they’ve played until it cuts to their faces and the credits “Doug Yaun, Kyra Lee and Crosslyn Castillo is shown as it then slides away to different images of Andrew Beach Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller and Olivia Horvath and the credits of “Andrew Beach, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Olivia Horvath” is shown as the 0:00-0:21 mark of the theme song plays. Everything becomes a swirl of Reds, Whites, and Blues as the credits “Produced by First Choice Productions in association with Manic-Expression.com” “Executive Producers: James Faraci, Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Olivia Horvath” “Editing by Eric Kurtzke and James Faraci” “Written and Directed by James Faraci” are shown as the 0:21-0:26 mark of the theme song plays. We then see an image of James as he jumps through the portal and lands with half of his team on his right. The other half on his left is on a black background, and the title “THE LAST OF THE AMERICANS” is shown Lazer etched into Titanium as the last six seconds of the American Gladiators 1994 theme song plays. Cut to James in his office)
TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans, and The Views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours, and you know what screw the haters, Steve Guttenberg is an American Treasure! (Cut to stills of Steve Guttenberg as James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA(V.O.):
His bread and butter is that of being a wiseass to many a character who don’t see how it is and he has one of the best reactions to how things are, however many in our field have found him to be considered Bland, Boring and unentertaining, to which I have to say, are you on something? This guy is charming, he has a likability that cannot be replicated, and from what I found out recently, as Los Angeles was burning. Other big names were unenthusiastically crying “Oh No! My Home is being swallowed up by the nasty orange thing, oh, what’s that other people are in there being hurt? My Multibillion-dollar home is now reduced to grey yuckiness!” Guttenberg was on the front line helping people move cars so First Responders can help stop the fire quicker! So yeah, Suck it multi-billion dollar superstars who only cared about their own homes, Steve Guttenberg was actually helping while you were working on a charity event where only a fraction of the money went to the people. The rest went to taxes and paying off the event sponsors! (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
And to celebrate the Greatness of Guttenberg, let’s show him being the hero with Magnum P.I. and Sam Malone from “Cheers” under the direction of Spock from Star Trek! It’ll make sense when we get going!
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