(The scene picks up with James, Team TLOTA, David Yost, Rowdy, Linkara and ERod The Blockbuster Buster getting ready to fight the possessed Hunter Dino, Crosslyn Castillo and Ellie Jimenez.)
TLOTA (to Rowdy in a sotto voice):
Are they coming?
Rowdy (to James in a sotto voice):
We just hold them just long enough until they get here.
TLOTA (to Rowdy in a sotto voice):
How long will that be?
Rowdy (to James in a sotto voice):
A while
TLOTA:
Perfect!
ERod The Blockbuster Buster:
Enough talk let’s kick some ass!
Linkara:
I’m with you on that! (“Bye, Bye, Bye” by NSYNC plays in the foreground as it cuts to Ellie Jimenez prepares a fire-based energy ball, Crosslyn Castillo prepares a lightning-based energy ball as Hunter Dino unveils her “Cosmic Fury” morpher. The scene cuts to James and everyone else.)
Doug Yaun:
Is that what I think it is? (The music pauses at the ten second mark)
David Yost:
A “Cosmic Fury” Morpher
Linkara:
Is it active?
David Yost:
Affirmative
TLOTA:
We’ll we’re boned! (Cut to Hunter, Crosslyn and Ellie)
Hunter “Aquafina” Dino:
Cosmic Fury Orb, Link to Morphin Grid! (Hunter morphs as the music starts up again and drops the hammer sending everyone flying! Hunter grabs James in mid-launch and slams him to the ground. Crosslyn throws a kick at Rowdy as he hits James’ team like a bowling ball to a set of bowling pins and Ellie grabs ERod and swings him like a hammer and hits Linkara as a credit says “First Choice Productions in association with Manic-Expression.com presents” made from splattered blood. Cut to Hunter grabbing James Faraci by his shirt and her weapon making contact on James’ foot as the names “James Faraci, Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Nick Yaun and Rebecca Yaun” comes out in the blood spurts. Cut to Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Nick Yaun and Rebecca Yaun as the electric shocks them and the names “Doug Yaun, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Olivia Horvath.” Cut to Hunter Dino, Crosslyn Castillo and Ellie Jimenez as they do the *NSYNC “Bye, Bye, Bye” dance sequence done in “Deadpool and Wolverine.” Cut to Hunter tossing David into the camera as the glass shatters and the shatters spell “David Yost.” Cut to Crosslyn Castillo as ERod’s Hammer is shoved where the sun doesn’t shine and the poop coming out spells out “Eric ERod the Blockbuster Buster Rodriguez and Lewis Linkara Lovhaug.” Cut to Ellie Jimenez as she reverses the blast from Linkara’s Magic Gun and the shot burns the words “Hunter Dino, Crosslyn Castillo and Ellie Jimenez” on Linkara’s Chest. Cut to James as he stands up only to have Crosslyn and Ellie drop his team and Rowdy on to James like windshield wipers as blood spells out “Produced by First Choice Productions in association with Manic-Expression.com” Cut to Hunter Dino, Crosslyn Castillo and Ellie Jimenez as they do the *NSYNC “Bye, Bye, Bye” dance sequence done in “Deadpool and Wolverine.” Cut to David Yost as he tries to come up from behind as he’s tossed onto James then launched into the raptors of the building. James is soon spun around until he’s launched into the sky screaming as J.C. sings “BYE-BYE! BAABY!” in “Bye, Bye, Bye” and the words “Executive Producers: James Faraci, Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun, Renee Miller, Eric Kurtzke, Andrew Beach, Olivia Horvath and Doug Yaun” only for James to be reeled in and be given a clothesline to the back of the neck and is spun around and slammed into the floor as Hunter Dino, Crosslyn Castillo and Ellie Jimenez as they do the *NSYNC “Bye, Bye, Bye” dance sequence done in “Deadpool and Wolverine.” while feet are being landed on James eventually kicking him out of the way and as James stands up the three turn to see James starting to stand up only for the three to come up to James and the three power up their weapons and strike as the words “Directed by James Faraci” are shown as the song comes to an end and James collapses from the pain and exhaustion.)
Hunter “Aquafina” Dino:
I love the smell of a human beaten to a bloody pulp.
Ellie “Oceana” Jimenez:
It smells like a good thing to happen to this planet.
Crosslyn “Marintina” Castillo:
Let’s get what we need and then we can return to… (A voice in the background shouts “Not so fast there Shiksas!” The camera turns to the Religious Sect of Power Rangers Fandom)
Rabbi Skullovitch:
You’re acting uneven right now even for you!
Sister Kimberly:
We are here to save the trapped souls inside of those bodies!
Father Bulkmeier:
In the name of the Saban, the Disney and the Holy Hasbro, we shall exorcise thee! (Hunter, Ellie and Crosslyn prepare to attack the religious sect when they three summon the power of the Kalish-plosion which render the three unconscious. Cut to the religious sect.)
Sister Kimberly:
Good work, Oh my, James! (Cut to James as he gets up on his feet)
Rabbi Skullovitch:
Boychik! You are incredible, a beating like that would have left me pershnickerd! (David Yost screams as he lands in front of the religious sect.) OY GEVALT! IT IS THE LEARNED ONE! He looks in even worse shape than the schmendrick! (Cut to David Yost)
David Yost:
Tell me about it! (Cut to the Religious Sect)
Father Bulkmeier:
We need now to prepare for the exorcism. (Cut to David Yost)
David Yost:
Excuse me? (Cut to the Religious Sect)
Rabbi Skullovitch:
Of the three, not of you, all religious sects of the Power Ranger Fandom have accepted the LGBTQIA+ as Pareve! (Cut to David Yost)
David Yost:
Well, that’s good to hear. In the meantime, James what are you doing? (Cut to James Faraci as he wipes the blood off his face.)
TLOTA:
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