Det. Faraci (Played by James Faraci):
FREEZE! NYPD! STOP THAT MAN! NYPD TO CENTRAL, WE’VE GOT A SUSPECT IN PURSUIT; HE’S A RUNNER! BE ADVISED HE IS ARMED! (Cut to the two as they run into the studio, and they follow him as the two see a gun aimed at them; we see the suspect is Ice-T! and Detective Faraci and Inspector Kurtzke drop their weapons)
Inspector Kurtzke (Played by Eric Kurtzke):
Okay, let’s just not do anything wrong.
Det. Faraci:
I think there may have been a miscommunication! (Cut to Ice-T)
Ice-T:
Damn straight, there are miscommunications, playa! (Cut to Detective Faraci)
Det. Faraci:
Okay, let’s see how we can clear this up. (Cut to Ice-T)
Ice-T:
Word is that there’s a jackass calling himself “The Last Of The Americans” slamming me and my girl Mariska Hargitay and my friends’ work on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. (Cut to Det. Faraci)
Det. Faraci:
I think I can clarify it; let me skip the intro credits; trust me, it’s better this way. (Cut to the opening credits of “The Last Of The Americans” done in the way of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit with the current lineup of the team as it goes into fast forward then cutting to James dressed as “The Last Of The Americans” as Ice-T sits next to James holding him at gunpoint!)
TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans. The Views I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours, and I’ve got a guest star with me today, ladies and gentlemen: the one and only ICE-T!
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