The arena gate opens, and Hercules enters the arena, roars like a mighty lion, and beats his chest as if he were a ferocious beast. The crowd cheers loudly, as Hercules then does his bodybuilding posedown routine by doing the crab-style most muscular pose, side lats, lats spread, making his pectorals bounce, double front biceps, and double back biceps.
Hercules: Esteemed guests! Welcome to the epic Pankration fight between two powerful jungle warrior brothers and my two dearest husbands, Basuli and Tarzan!
The Leopard Men of Opar roar and snarl loudly.
Hercules (flexing his left bicep): On the left corner, the jungle warrior is known for his great big muscles, unbreakable code of honor, and amazing toughness, give it up for Basuli!
Basuli charges out of the arena gate, unleashes an earth-shattering lion’s roar, beats his handsomely muscled chest while letting out his signature jungle man yell, and flexes his tremendous biceps.
Hercules (flexing his right bicep): On the right corner, the jungle warrior renowned for his fierce ferociousness, lethal deadliness, and the type of fighter that you don’t want to mess with, give it up for Tarzan!
Tarzan also charges out of the arena gate, unleashes a huge lion’s roar, beats his handsomely muscled chest while letting out his signature jungle man yell, and flexes his tremendous biceps.
Hercules: So, Basuli, are you ready?
Basuli roars at Hercules.
Basuli: Yes, Hercules, I am ready to smite this competition with all I have!
Hercules: Right on! And you, Tarzan, are you ready?
Tarzan roars at Hercules.
Tarzan: I am ready, Hercules! Ready to crush!
Basuli: Not if I crush you first, brother!
Basuli and Tarzan do the crab-style version of the most muscular pose, as they snarl at each other like tigers on the prowl.
Hercules: That’s the spirit! Now, let’s get ready to rumble and roar!!!!
Hercules, Basuli, and Tarzan turn to the crowd and roar as loudly as they can. Their roars can even make lions, leopards, tigers, gorillas, bears, Tyrannosaurus rexes, and jaguars mad with envy. Accompanying their mighty roars are Hercules, Basuli, and Tarzan flexing their magnificently tremendous biceps at the crowd. After that display, Basuli and Tarzan have a stare-down and snarl at each other.
Hercules (flexing his muscles): All right, jungle warriors, ready! Set! Go!
Basuli and Tarzan charge at each other, bite each other’s necks, shoulders, and arms; slash each other’s chests and stomachs with their claws, and give each other a bevy of uppercuts, liver punches, double axe handles, chokeholds, jabs, body slams, piledrivers, bearhugs, leglocks, armlocks, cross punches, rabbit punches, hooks, and tracheal grip chokes. As the battle surges, Hercules continues to provide commentary while doing his bodybuilding posedown routine.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. This is feral virility and beastly muscularity incarnate with Basuli and Tarzan ramming at each other with their muscles, fists, radical wrestling moves, and wild animal instincts and Hercules joining in the beastly virility. I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and fight strong just like Basuli, Hercules, and Tarzan, everybody.
Hercules, Basuli, and Tarzan from Hercules and Tarzan belong to Disney and Edgar Rice Burroughs.