This Three versus Three Death Battle meme originally belongs to DarkKomet and is dedicated to anybody who fancies Hakkaku’s and Ginta’s sweetly and lovingly romantic relationship with their darling Shunran. Furthermore, this throuple also demonstrates how exceptionally they can bring their romantic relationship to great teamwork use when mauling Ulrich Wernerstein and two of his bodybuilder goons with their blinding strikes. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage.
We are now at the sixth and second to the last match-up of the epic 2004 martial arts tournament at the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps. Now, 21-year-old Hakkaku, the Muay Boran combatant, and 21-year-old Ginta, the Lethwei fighter, plus their darling 18-year-old wife Shunran, the Shaolin Kung Fu maven, are up against the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich Wernerstein himself. This marks the first romantically-charged match-up in which my precious OT3 gets to demolish Ulrich and two of his bodybuilder goons. Ulrich is still pumped-up to overcome Shunran and her two husbands now that he has backup from two of his bodybuilder goons. Nevertheless, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran retort by stating that they will gladly reduce their over-muscled behinds to meat sold in a butcher’s shop. Shuran, who is on the bench after his round with Sesshoumaru against the blond-haired bodybuilder goon, cheers for his two younger brothers and little sister-in-law to mash those boneheads. The adorable throuple and the three brutish musclemen are prepared to throw each other down.
The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich all attempt to subdue Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran. However, the two wolf Yokai warriors and the panther Yokai mage are far too quick for the brutish musclemen. Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran get into their respective fighting stances to make Ulrich and two of his bodybuilder goons have what is coming to them. Hakkaku releases a barrage of elbow slashes, spinning elbows, upward elbow strikes, elbow strikes from above, elbow thrusts, horizontal elbows, and an upward headbutt to the bald bodybuilder goon. Ginta releases a stampede of knee bombs, jumping knees, flying knees, straight knee strikes, upward knees, downward knees, and a clinching headbutt to the bald bodybuilder goon. Shunran releases a flurry of palm strikes, leopard blows, tiger claw strikes, spear hand strikes, knife hand strikes, spinning back fists, and a spinning crescent kick to Ulrich. Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran alternate opponents, as Hakkaku and Ginta continue to give elbow strikes, knee strikes, and headbutts, while Shunran has her speedy strikes and kicks.
Just when the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich thought it was all over, Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran prepare themselves for their final moves for all three bodybuilder brutes. Hakkaku gives a jumping knee strike, spinning elbow, and upward headbutt. Ginta gives a flying knee, upward elbow strike, and clinching headbutt. Shunran gives a flying double kick, tiger claw strike, and spinning back fist. The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich fall to the ground. Their friends including Rocky DeSantos, Zack Taylor, Adam Park, Billy Cranston, Jen Scotts, Kendrix Morgan, and Karone plus their martial arts mentors such as Sagat, Dhalsim, Adon, Deejay, Elena, Rose, and Pullum all cheer for the throuple’s triumph over the three bodybuilder brutes. Even their children Minoru, Joichiro, Junichiro, Jiraiya, Manabu, Takeru, Sentaro, Sakura, Sunako, Setsuko, Sayaka, Sora, Kokoro, and Katsuho cheer for their two fathers and one mother. Hakkaku and Ginta wrap Shunran up in a cuddly embrace, while Shunran showers Hakkaku and Ginta with joyously passionate kisses.
The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich remain on the ground still wincing in pain. They have made the near-fatal mistake of attempting to overpower this dynamic throuple only for them to get owned so viscerally. Hakkaku’s toughness through his elbow strikes plus headbutts, Ginta’s stamina through his knee strikes plus headbutts, and Shunran’s accuracy through her strikes and kicks have all proven to be damaging on the inside and on the outside to Ulrich and two of his bodybuilder goons. Therefore, this throuple is not one to mess with, let alone underestimate just because they are adorable together. Tune in later for the seventh and final match-up revolving around my number one favorite Splendid Seven pairing of all time against two more bodybuilder goons. You can already guess who they are. Take care, stay safe, and remember to keep on cheering for Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran as a wonderfully dynamic throuple, everybody.
Hakkaku, Ginta, and Shunran from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon, the bald bodybuilder goon, and Ulrich Wernerstein from Totally Spies belong to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.