This Three versus One Death Battle meme originally belongs to DarkKomet and is dedicated to anybody who fancies Shuran’s, Hakkaku’s, and Ginta’s brotherhood as a trio of dynamic combatants who can combine Shuran’s obliterating wrestling moves and both Hakkaku’s and Ginta’s strikes and clinches prepared to give the bald bodybuilder goon huge doses of damage and destruction. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage.

The second match-up for the Wernerstein Mansion martial arts tournament atop the Austrian Alps revolves around three spiky-haired Yokai brothers known for their dynamic collaborations, 22-year-old Shuran the Professional Wrestling gold-belt winner, 21-year-old Hakkaku the Muay Boran combatant, and 21-year-old Ginta the Lethwei fighter, and one of Ulrich Wernerstein’s bodybuilder goons sporting a bald head and yellow shorts. While Shuran does tower over his two younger brothers, Hakkaku and Ginta, the bald bodybuilder goon towers over Shuran by a few inches. Nevertheless, being the pro wrestler that Shuran is, he always capitalizes on showmanship and orders the audience to cheer for him and his younger brothers, as they thrash the bald bodybuilder goon to shreds. The bald bodybuilder goon grunts back at Shuran, but he, Hakkaku, and Ginta are unfazed by whatever the bald bodybuilder goon has in store. Shuran prepares himself ready to tackle, Hakkaku is ready to clinch, and Ginta is ready to strike just as the bald bodybuilder goon is prepared to crush the three spiky-haired Yokai brothers.

The bald bodybuilder goon may attempt to eviscerate Shuran, Hakkaku, and Ginta with his bearhugs, body slams, power slams, and submission holds, but these three brothers have the moves to thoroughly reduce their opponent to a broken mess. Ginta begins by throwing a series of spinning elbows, elbow thrusts, flying knees, and a downward headbutt. Hakkaku follows up with his series of knee bombs, upward elbow strikes, downward elbow thrusts, and an upward headbutt. Then Shuran grabs the battered bald bodybuilder goon and gives him a bearhug, torture rack, German suplex, and piledriver combo that makes him completely numb. Hakkaku and Ginta assist in getting the bald bodybuilder goon into clinch position, as they proceed to launch a barrage of knee strikes to his face, chest, and abdomen area. Shuran then lifts the bald bodybuilder goon into the air and gives him a torture rack. While Shuran keeps the bald bodybuilder goon in his torture rack, Hakkaku, as well as Ginta, proceeds to shower him with a flurry of elbow strikes, shin kicks, and a huge headbutt all over the bald bodybuilder goon’s body.

Shuran then drops the bruised and bloodied bald bodybuilder goon to the ground once Hakkaku and Ginta are done with their eviscerating elbow strikes, shin kicks, and headbutts on him, thus finishing the second overall round. Their best friends including Jason Lee Scott, Mike Corbett, Rocky DeSantos, Zack Taylor, Billy Cranston, Adam Park, and Carlos Vallerte plus their martial arts mentors such as E. Honda, Zangief, Darun, Dhalsim, Sagat, Adon, and Deejay all cheer respectively for Shuran, Hakkaku, and Ginta for emerging triumphantly against the bald bodybuilder goon. Shuran, Hakkaku, and Ginta approach the still-unconscious bald bodybuilder goon covered in bloodied bruises and sardonically tell him not to take it too personally because he just got his behind handed to him by three brothers who have each other’s backs. The three spiky-haired Yokai brothers wrap it up by high-fiving each other and giving each other the tightest group hug possible, with Shuran loving every bit of appreciation he is giving to his two younger brothers. Shuran, Hakkaku, and Ginta demonstrate that they always have each other.

The bald bodybuilder goon might as well spend the next few days under intense care after being pulverized by Shuran the hulking panther Yokai pro wrestler as well as by Hakkaku and Ginta the two energetic wolf Yokai strikers and clinchers. The second match-up has been completed, with a third one coming underway. Trust me, it is going to be thrilling. Take care, stay safe, and never cross paths with three spiky-haired Yokai brothers such as Shuran, Hakkaku, and Ginta unless you want to be squeezed, clinched, and struck against, everybody.

Shuran, Hakkaku, and Ginta from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.

The Bald Bodybuilder Goon from Totally Spies belongs to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.

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