TLOTA:
But the point is that we’re finally moving forward, especially with the (Cut to Paulo, Rebecca, Nick and Brenda saying, “OH NO!” Cut to James) Super (Cut to John Ross and Mike Santos saying “Here” Cut to James) Awesome (Cut to Andrew Beach and Ed Champion saying “We”. Cut to James) Cool (Cut to Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, & Olivia Horvath saying “Go”. Cut to James) New (Cut to Julia Alexa Miller & Chad Narducci saying “AGAIN!”. Cut to James) INTRO! (Cut to everyone pouncing and attacking James as the 1994 American Gladiators plays as the scene cuts to a hand as it taps an app on his phone as it opens a portal, and it cuts to different images of James as the characters he’s played until it cut to his face and the credit of “James Faraci” is shown as it cuts to “The Last Of The Americans’” current iteration then slides away to different images of Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun and Nick Yaun as the characters they’ve played until it cut to their faces and the credits of “Paulo and Brenda Fonseca & Rebecca and Nick Yaun” is shown as it then slides away to different images of John Ross and Mike Santos, Andrew Beach, and Ed Champion as the characters they’ve played until it cut to their faces and the credits of “John Ross Santos, Mike Santos, Andrew Beach, Ed Champion” is shown as it then slides away to different images of Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller and Olivia Horvath and the credits of “Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Olivia Horvath” is shown as the 0:00-0:21 mark of the theme song plays. Everything becomes a swirl of Reds, Whites and Blues as the credits “Produced by First Choice Productions. Edited by Eric Kurtzke and Paulo Fonseca. Written and directed by James Faraci” as the 0:21-0:26 mark of the theme song plays. We then see an outlined image of James as he morphs into “The Last Of The Americans” and lands with half of his team on his right and the other half on his left on a white background and the title “THE LAST OF THE AMERICANS” is shown Lazer etched into Titanium as the last six seconds of the American Gladiators 1994 theme song plays. Cut to a basement apartment in Brooklyn as two brothers dressed in Mario and Luigi’s overalls played by Eric Kurtzke and Paulo Fonseca as they prepare their TV and Internet to get connected and they wait for someone.)

Linguini (Played by Paulo Fonseca):
Hey-ey Tonio! So, when will that guy come and hook us up!

Tonio (Played by Eric Kurtzke):
Relax Linguini, he’s coming (8-Bit footsteps are heard), As a matter of fact here he comes now. (Cut to the door at the top of funky looking stairs as canned applause is heard and James Faraci The Last Of The Americans enters through the door)

TLOTA:
Hey Paisanos, I got the device you needed for streaming. (Super Mario movement sounds are heard as James goes down the stairs and connects the device to the TV) There you are, now you’re ready to stream. What exactly will you guys be checking out first? (Cut to “Tonio” & “Linguini” as they look at each other and the scene cuts to the Screen showing The “Nintendo”/” Illumination” logos are shown then “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” as it then cuts to James, “Tonio” & “Linguini” in chairs as the three settles in to watch the movie.) Might as well hit this power up! (James punches up and a block is revealed, and the word “SPOILERS” is shown over James’ head)

Will this get the Borough of Brooklyn fighting mad or not?

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