TLOTA: I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. Well, MST3K is back (Cut to the “Groundhog Day” clip of Bill Murray saying “Again!” Cut to James physically). The Gizmoplex is a success. As for the new episodes? (Cut to clips from the new episodes as James does a voiceover)

TLOTA (V.O.): The “Gamera vs. Jiger” episode has one of the most hilarious endings to an episode; there have been some really great riffs. However, I have had a couple of Vietnam Flashbacks. “The Million Eyes of Sumuru” was produced by the same people who made “Castle Of Fu Manchu” and if I were to have done a “Top ten worst movies on MST3K” revised list, I would put “Munchie” in the number 2 spot, bump “Hobgoblins” down to third and keep “Fu Manchu” at the number one spot. But I also liked the secondary host of Emily and the return of a man to reclaim his crown and throne as the king of MST3K… Joel Hodgson, AKA Joel Robinson! And today, I am celebrating his return to the Satellite Of Love and ten of his best moments. (Cut to James physically)

TLOTA: So let’s send Joel the Movie sign salute and celebrate the best moments of Joel Hodgson, AKA Joel Robinson of Mystery Science Theater 3000!

(Static interrupts James as he says, “What’s Going on here?” then the static breaks through to see Joel Hodgson)

Joel Hodgson: Hi James! (Cut to James)

TLOTA: JOEL HODGSON?! (Cut to Joel Hodgson) Joel Hodgson: The one and only, and I was hoping e that I could chime in before you went into what I was hoping would be the number one moment of mine on MST3K. (Cut to James)

TLOTA: I’ll send you my list right now, Joel!

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