This “What if Character replaces This Character in this Scene/Episode/Story” originally belongs to MagicalKeyDanPizza and is dedicated to everybody who loves the idea of Sam, Clover, and Alex relaxing, especially with Raymond returned to normal and cuddling by Alex’s side, and watching seven powerful Yokai martial artists such as Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran reducing Ulrich Wernerstein and his bodybuilder brigade to a bloody pulp. Sit back, relax, and revel in how Alex would not have to rely on Ulrich’s Bulky Bars to muscle up as a means to defeat him and his brutish bodybuilder brigade but chill with her best friends, Sam and Clover, as well as her boyfriend, Raymond, to witness Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran use their martial arts skills to defeat Ulrich and his bodybuilder brigade in a competitive martial arts tournament that could give UFC, Karate Combat, Bellator, and every martial arts tournament both fictional and real a run for their money.

I am sure you can already see this response coming to you a mile a way, but here it goes. What would happen if Sam, Clover, and Alex did not have to do combat with Ulrich Wernerstein and his bodybuilder goons? What if they did not get thrashed by the bodybuilder goons with Ulrich laughing his butt off at their expense? And what if Alex did not have to result in the drastic measure of consuming Ulrich’s Bulky Bars to overpower him and his goons? You would get Sam, Clover, and Alex retreating and being excited that there is going to be an event where Ulrich and his goons are going to get beaten up by some truly formidable opponents. For that matter, which team of opponents could use their combat skills, leverage, peerless physical prowess, and perseverance as powerful warriors to give Ulrich and his bodybuilder goons the visceral beat down they truly deserve? Look no further than The Splendid Seven consisting of Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran who have been training in the martial arts ever since they were very young. The result is an all-out martial arts tournament complete with blood being spewed, joints being broken, and a whole lot of brutality blasting all around, thus being a spectacle worth the excitement, the thrills, and the carnage. Even the referees would feel nervous about proctoring this particular match and would find themselves in such a rapid flurry of relentless speed and ruthless attacks.

Where attire is concerned, Ulrich Wernerstein shall be in his signature dark forest green singlet, while his goons are dressed as they are. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha are going to be toppless and donned in Karate gi pants, a black belt on their waist, crimson fingerless gloves, and crimson foot guards, with the only difference being that Sesshoumaru’s Karate gi pants are black with a white, gold, and silver flame design on his right, while Inuyasha’s Karate gi pants are black with a red, orange, and yellow flame design on his right, considering that their attires serve as gifts from their best friend for life/brother from another mother Jin Kazama. Shuran is topless and dressed in a green Mawashi with a green Fundoshi underneath, green and gold gauntlets, green and gold ankle bands, green foot guards, and green shinguards almost like a cross between E. Honda and Zangief. Hakkaku is going to be topless and in forest green Muay Thai shorts, forest green pra jiads, white hand wraps, and forest green ankle guards. Ginta is also going to be topless and in white hand wraps, brown Lethwei shorts with diamond and dragon designs, and adorned with white ankle wraps. Ayame has her hair down with her iris intact and is dressed in a red turtleneck thong leotard, red spiked elbow bands, red boxing gloves, red shinguards, and red foot-wraps. Shunran also has her hair down with her two signature light pink flowers on each side of her hair; dons a light green sleeveless tank top with a magenta floral design that exposes her midriff, magenta fingerless gloves, magenta arm bands with a pink feather on each of them, light green Capoeira pants also with a magenta floral design, and magenta foot guards. All the fighters are well dressed for combat.

To make this even better, Sam, Clover, Alex, Raymond, Robert Beefcake, and Jerry are not the only ones who are going to watch this carnage of a tournament. All of Sesshoumaru’s, Shuran’s, Inuyasha’s, Hakkaku’s, Ginta’s, Ayame’s, and Shunran’s fighting game mentors including Gouken, Ryu Hoshi, T. Hawk, Kazuya Mishima, E. Honda, Zangief, Hugo, Ganryuu, Akuma, Ken Masters, Guile, Paul Phoenix, Sagat, Dhalsim, Balrog, Bruce Irvin, Dee Jay, Fei Long, Vega, Lei Wulong, Chun-Li, Cammy White, Sakura Kasugano, Nina Williams, Elena, Ibuki, Karin Kanzuki, and Anna Williams, a bevy of fighting game and fighting anime characters who have become their best friends for life friends and allies including Jin Kazama, Hwoarang, Steve Fox, their parental figures in the forms of The Wolf Elder, Toga the Dog General, InuKimi, and Izayoi as well as their big sibling mentors The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers consisting of Tommy Oliver plus his clone/distaff twin brother Tom Oliver, Jason Lee Scott, Zach Taylor, Billy Cranston, Trini Kwan, and Kimberly Ann Hart are also going to cheer on The Splendid Seven. Speaking of The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers consisting of Tommy, Tom, Jason, Zach, Billy, Trini, and Kimberly as honoured guests, they would also have a first aid kit on standby, given that they know fully well how effectively and dangerously their surrogate younger siblings can inflict collateral damage on their muscle-headed opponents, especially as a septet of powerful Yokai martial artists. Furthermore, Rocky DeSantos, Adam Park, Aisha Campbell, and Katherine Hillard are also on standby as nurses who would gladly tend to Ulrich and his goons when they get thrashed and tarnished to bits. To say that the tournament is going to be a full house is a mere understatement. It is going to be a sold out event worth tuning into and even worth airing on international television.

Ulrich Wernerstein and his goons may think that their grappling and hugely sized muscles are enough to tackle Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran even going out of his way to say that they are harmless. However, Ulrich and his goons are sorely mistaken, as Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran are extremely well trained and powerful martial artists. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha specialise in what they, their father, and their mothers call Taisho-style Ansatsuken which is a mixed martial art that combines Shotokan Karate, Kyokushin Karate, Goju-Ryu Karate, Shito-Ryu Karate, Taekwondo, Hapkido, Judo, Jujitsu, Pankration, Boxing, and Wrestling, thus making both brothers complete yet fatal martial artists known for their brutal takedowns, vicious grapples, and pain-inducing punches, strikes, and kicks. The difference between Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha in terms of their fighting styles, most especially in Karate, is that Sesshoumaru would use Shotokan’s widely long stances and exactingly quick counters, while Inuyasha revels in Kyokushin’s intimidatingly close contact and powerfully damaging blows. Nevertheless, the similarity lies in how effectively both Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha implement Jujitsu’s and Judo’s grapples and takedowns including foot sweeps, arm bars, sleeper holds, and chokeholds. Shuran is a world-class champion in Vale Tudo, Sambo, Mongolian Wrestling, Sumo Wrestling, and Professional Wrestling who is known for his killer piledrivers, palm strikes, chokeholds, and grappling techniques which could crush his opponents effectively. Hakkaku and Ginta are exceptionally gifted strikers and clinchers through and through, with Hakkaku being a specialist in Muay Thai, Pradal Serey, and Panantukan, and Ginta being a specialist in Lethwei, Jeet Kune Do, and Sanda, thus demonstrating instant fatality found in their elbow strikes, knee strikes, shin strikes, and headbutts. Ayame possesses the fists of fury, ferocity, and fortitude which have seen her exceed in Kickboxing, Boxing, Aikido, Koppojutsu, Shorinji Kenpo, Nippon Kenpo, and Aikido, given that her expansive repertoire of punches and kicks means that she can combine speed, power, and timing in such an effective manner. Shunran bears quick reflexes, speedy and accurate timing, and boundless flexibility which have always made her phenomenal in Capoeira, Shaolin Kung Fu, Wushu, Wing Chun, Northern Praying Mantis Kung Fu, Baguazhang, and Ninjutsu to the point where she has made her own mixed martial art focused on combining Capoeira, Shaolin Kung Fu, and Ninjutsu, especially demonstrated in her rapidly flexible tricking, speedy kicks, and mighty backfists, knife hands, elbow strikes, and knee strikes. At the end of the day, Ulrich and his bodybuilder goons should know fully well that they cannot afford to underestimate their seven Yokai warrior opponents.

The preliminary fight rituals go as follows. The Splendid Seven’s fighting game mentors massage their students in order to physically condition them to take down their muscle-headed opponents, while giving them good advice on how they can achieve a great victory. For extra moral support, the seven original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers bless their surrogate younger siblings under Zordon’s name with honour, integrity, fairness, determination, dedication, perseverance, and fortitude in the face of victory and/or defeat. As the seven Yokai martial artists and the five bodybuilders enter the ring, the audience eagerly anticipate the epic battle, especially with Alex clinging on to Raymond’s powerful arm and with Raymond being just as intrigued as his lady love. Ulrich engages in some trash talk directed towards Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran by stating that he and his men would be happy to make minced meat out of their tarnished bodies and add them into his new Bulky Bars recipe. He and his goons even flex their bulging muscles at the seven Yokai martial artists to intimidate them, but Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran retort with a nice verbal jab at Ulrich’s massive ego and smirk at his expense. Furthermore, in additional response to Ulrich’s and his goons’ provoking threats for them to throw down the gauntlet, each of The Splendid Seven members get into their battle modes. Sesshoumaru throws a left jab, a cross punch, and a roundhouse kick and gets into his Shotokan Karate stance. Inuyasha throws an uppercut, a right jab, and a spinning back kick and gets into his Kyokushin Karate stance. Shuran throws two palm strikes, beats his chests while letting out a feral yell, and gets into his Sambo stance. Hakkaku throws an elbow strike, a knee strike, and a shin kick and gets into his Muay Thai stance. Ginta throws a headbutt, a shin kick, and a knee strike and gets into his Lethwei stance. Ayame throws an uppercut, a jab, and a hook and gets into her Kickboxing stance. Shunran throws a flash kick, a foot sweep, and a tornado kick and gets into her Capoeira stance. Ulrich and his bodybuilder goons definitely made the fatal mistake of underestimating their opponents who mean serious business. The epic fight has just begun.

The bell rings and all the combatants start the battle. Ulrich and his bodybuilder goons may shower their seven Yokai opponents with a huge barrage of blows, chokeholds, and throws, but Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran are never ones to back down. This is also indicative when the seven Yokai warriors emit a bone-chilling smirk with blood dripping down from their mouths and foreheads and wiping it off while giving off dark, low-voiced cackles, thus imbuing the ring with an air of deadly cold that even Tommy, Tom, Jason, Zack, Billy, Rocky, Adam, Trini, Kimberly, Aisha, Katherine, Jin, Hwoarang, Steve, Xiaoyu, Asuka, and Lili are shivering with terror and fright. The seven Yokai warriors proceed to regain full consciousness and are about to whale it on Ulrich and his bodybuilder goons. Sesshoumaru has his roundhouse kicks, side kicks, jabs, hooks, cross punches, arm bars, and flips ready to destroy the red-haired bodybuilder goon. Inuyasha throws a bevy of uppercuts, dragon punches, reverse punches, Superman punches, spinning back kicks, axe kicks, chokeholds, and arm bars at the blond-haired bodybuilder goon. Subsequently, Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha join forces to throw their signature rising dragon fist, spinning back kick, ground and pound, and meteor punch combo as a means to reduce the bald, brown-skinned bodybuilder goon to a bloody pulp. Shuran rains palm strikes, Boston crabs, backfists, Full Nelsons, piledrivers, suplexes, and throws on the bodybuilder goon with the green mohawk. Hakkaku pelts the blond-haired bodybuilder goon with knee strikes, shin kicks, elbow strikes, headbutts, backfists, axe kicks, and jabs. Ginta attacks the red-haired bodybuilder goon with headbutts, elbow strikes, heel kicks, axe kicks, hooks, roundhouse kicks, and spinning kicks. Shuran, Hakkaku, and Ginta then end up joining forces to give their favourite attack to the bodybuilder goon with the green mohawk, which is Shuran’s overpowering Full Nelson and Hakkaku’s and Ginta’s series of elbow strikes, knee strikes, shin kicks, and headbutts. Ayame launches a series of leopard blows, chambered punches, hammer fists, haymakers, straight punches, overhand punches, and sucker punches to both the the red-haired bodybuilder goon and the blond-haired bodybuilder goon. Shunran unleashes a grand selection of scissor kicks, flying kicks, machine gun kicks, butterfly kicks, back kicks, vertical kicks, and spinning heel kicks on both the bodybuilder goon with the green mohawk and the bald, brown-skinned bodybuilder goon. Ayame and Shunran end up joining forces to deliver backfists, leopard blows, hammer fists, haymakers, butterfly kicks, spinning kicks, and flying kicks to all four bodybuilder goons. With all four of Ulrich’s bodybuilder goons knocked down in a bloody, bruised, and broken mess, this just leaves Ulrich alone to try to fend them off. Spoilers, folks, it does not end well for him.

Ulrich attempts to rain blows on Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran but to no avail. This means that all seven Yokai martial artists are going to offer him a ginormous portion of pain, punishment, and pummelling. Sesshoumaru starts things off with a rising dragon fist, jab, hook, cross punch, side kick, roundhouse kick, front kick combo. Inuyasha then proceeds with a rising dragon fist, uppercut, Superman punch, reverse punch, roundhouse kick, spinning back kick, axe kick combo. Shuran has his palm strike, front punch, backfist, headbutt, overhand punch, piledriver, drop combo at the ready. Hakkaku charges with a knee strike, headbutt, elbow strike, shin kick, backfist, jab, axe kick combo. Ginta launches a spinning kick, roundhouse kick, hook, heel kick, elbow strike, headbutt, shin kick combo. Ayame accelerates the action with a leopard blow, chambered punch, hammer fist, haymaker, straight punch, overhand punch, sucker punch combo. Shunran leaps into action with a scissor kick, flying kick, machine gun kick, butterfly kick, back kick, vertical kick, spinning heel kick combo. All of the seven Yokai warriors’ attacks end up leaving Ulrich totally demobilised, disoriented, traumatised, and numbed down. He and his goons attempt to launch another series of attacks with what little strength they have, but it is all in vain, for it is time for Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran to deliver their final finishing blow. Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran ready themselves with their attack stances, and they all charge to Ulrich and his bodybuilder goons. Sesshoumaru’s rising dragon fist, Inuyasha’s raging Superman punch, Shuran’s furious double palm strike, Hakkaku’s angry headbutt, Ginta’s rampaging elbow strike, Ayame’s earthquake sucker punch, and Shunran’s poisonous knife hand strike all incapacitate Ulrich and his bodybuilder goons, as they fall to the ground like Sequoia trees being felled. The battle finishes with all seven Yokai warriors emitting an earth-shattering, powerfully mighty victory yell, and the crowd cheers loudly with such jubilation.

Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran emerge triumphant and give each other a great big group hug to show how unified they are as a tightly knit family of powerful Yokai warriors. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha give each other a a high five, a fist bump, and a brotherly hug. Shuran wraps Hakkaku and Ginta in a mighty embrace. Ayame and Shunran jump up and down and give each other the tightest hug possible. Even Inuyasha and Ayame as well as Ginta and Shunran manage to have a cute, romantic moment with each other complete with sexy, intimate kisses and hugs. Furthermore, Sesshoumaru gives Ayame a kiss on the cheek, while Shuran and Hakkaku both give Shunran a kiss on her cheeks and embrace her. Raymond, Alex, Clover, Sam, Robert, and Jerry even award Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran seven gold medals, a huge trophy, and a cheque worth 250,000 Dollars for winning the tournament. Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran would intend to use the 250,000 Dollars to invest in opening up a combat institution to teach children and children at heart various martial arts and use them well in combat competitions as well as ways of life. This is a gesture that only made Raymond, Alex, Clover, Sam, Robert, and Jerry proud of them but also something their mentors wholly appreciated and supported with all of their hearts. As for Ulrich and his bodybuilder goons, they ended up being tended to by Tommy, Tom, Jason, Zack, Billy, Rocky, Adam, Trini, Kimberly, Aisha, and Katherine who end up giving them tender, loving, medical care after the intense beating they received by dressing all of their wounds and handling all of the bruises, gashes, bloodied noses, and every other injury they incurred. It only goes to show that martial arts skill, power, and prowess, especially mastered by seven mighty, focused, and determined Yokai warriors such as Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran, can certainly beat über bulky muscles to submission.

I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and never mess with Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran, everybody.

Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Shuran, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.

Sam, Clover, Alex, Ulrich Wernerstein, and his bodybuilder brigade from Totally Spies belong to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.

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  1. Interesting, but this could have used a bit more editing with the paragraph structure for easier reading. Some of the paragraphs are overly large and could have been broken into separate paragraphs.

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