TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and Yeah still at home, but thankfully I can still “Connect The Plots”!(Cut to a scene of James trying to connect certain things together like the theatrical version of “Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers” & “Halloween: H20”, All the movie adaptations of Stephen King, Superman Returns to the original Salkind Superman movies, the first three X-Men movies to the newer ones and the “Wolverine” & “Deadpool” movies before cutting to James strapped down in a straight jacket all the while a kid sings “Connect The Plots La-La-La!” before panning down to see anything that might have a minor connection spell the words “Connect The Plots” before cutting to every single movie in the MCU and the recent DC Movies as James does a voiceover)

TLOTA (Voiceover):
With Marvel now officially the dominant Comic Book movie production company it seems that DC’s movies are on life support and their recent movies haven’t helped at all as they’ve been trying to play “Keeping Up With The Jonses” even though they claim “We’re gonna do our own thing” it’s clear that they’re still fighting Marvel with every tactic they and the corporate execs with the charts, the graphs, the test audience scores they have and it’s clear the tactics they have aren’t working. (Cut to James physically)

TLOTA:
And believe it or not, they had the makings of a DC Movie Shared Universe with two movies that came out back to back!

How did DC have had a connected universe and fail to capitalize on it? Find out here

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