I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own and hopefully some of yours and Merry Christmas. And yeah, I decided to tone down the Christmas intro because after all the crazy events that has happened so far with every Christmas intro, I find myself causing a bigger mess and that’s not right. So this year, I’m going to take it down a few notches and do something my Reviewing ancestors did! (Cut to clips of “Siskel & Ebert” and “Siskel & Ebert’s Holiday Guide as James does a voiceover)
It goes without saying that Gene Siskel and his friend Roger Ebert remain the greatest movie critics of all time. Everyone remembers their reviews, their arguments, and the laughs. But for a while both Gene and Roger would step away from the Balcony and check out gift ideas for the holidays and today to honor their memories and the holiday gift guides I’m doing my own Holiday gift guide. (Cut to James physically)
Now before I begin I want to lay out some guidelines, the gifts are going to be rather inexpensive because some of the stuff Siskel & Ebert were recommending were pricey as all get out and I know some people aren’t able to afford such luxuries, the highest I’d go is roughly $100.00, though admittedly there will be gifts that are a little more pricey which will be mentioned but I will not recommend. I’ll also be suggesting movies thanks to help from my friends. Now with an hour and a half before the Christmas party, let’s get into “The Last Of The American’s Holiday Gift guide”!