TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. (Cut to clips of the movie “Clerks” as James does a voiceover.)

TLOTA (Voiceover):
I FRIGGIN’ love “Clerks”, It tells the story of a day in the life of two clerks Dante Hicks played by Brian O’Halloran and Randal Graves played by Jeff Anderson who work at The Quick Stop & RST Video two stores that share the same lot and the story centers on a day in their lives when they work together and the incidents that happen that affect their lives. It made the careers of Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes and opened up an entire universe of movies that which rivals the MCU and opened my mind to the world of independent movies. (Cut to James physically)

TLOTA:

And to help expand on the universe there was a series that was made to show more of the misadventures of Dante and Randal and I just so happen to have it! So let’s watch and check out the series based on the movie “Clerks”! (Cut to opening after title card of the failed pilot known as “Clerks” as it shows characters and Jim Breuer talking before cutting to James) What’s going on here? (Cut to clips of the failed pilot of “Clerks” before cutting to James physically) Are you serious?! THIS ISN’T CLERKS!

Brace yourselves as we go to Jersey for one of the worst entities to bear the name “Clerks” right here

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