TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours and welcome to another edition of “In Defense Of…”(Show pics of maligned pieces of pop culture while the fanfare from the Olympics play and James comes up after Vanilla Ice slides back and his right hand thumbs up and the words “In Defense Of…” before cutting to James physically.)
TLOTA:
Well, it’s Super Bowl Season and as usual for New York Jets Fans most are ending their lives in a myriad of different ways. But apparently there is hope in 2020 as a new Football league is coming in and it is run by… (Cut to an image of Vince McMahon before cutting to James looking scared). Well hopefully he won’t make the same mistakes he did the first time, I mean it’s not like he’s going to try and revive (Cut to the XFL 2020 logo and James shouting “GODDAMN IT VINCE!” before cutting to James physically) Okay, maybe it won’t be the same as it was in 2001, maybe he learned more in the time in between then and now. Lord willing and the crick don’t rise! But maybe there is a small amount of good that came from the 2001 attempt to change the game or perhaps Vince knew what he was doing the first time around. (Cut to XFL 2001 footage as James does a voiceover)
Do I dare defend the XFL? Find out here
