TLOTA:
Okay, I must’ve mixed Cold Medicine, Chinese Take Out and Soda while cleaning up the place! It’s the only logical explanation for… (Cut to the guy on the throne.)

The Guy On The Throne:
For who? Me? I’m here because… (Cut to James on the canted angle)

TLOTA:
Because the human race has become so stupidly inbred they’re willing to accept you. Because you have influenced them to… (Cut to The Guy On The Throne as he goes “WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!” multiple times for ten seconds)

The Guy On The Throne:
Do you think that is what I do, I influence people, I will them to do stupid things, I use my will to them bring to power people you think that I somehow control them like puppets on strings? (Cut to James on the canted angle)

TLOTA:
The best Masters of Puppetry doesn’t use strings. Besides I could tell that you’re not like the other ones that others in their vocation, you’re the one that rules in the darkest levels, You’re the devil that uses humanity’s hubris to trick them into doing your business, and just like any other form of The Dark Lord, you just so happen to remind me of the one I was planning on talking about, Cochise!

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