I’m James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own & some of yours and Welcome to another edition of Reality Checkout! (Cut to Video Purchasing Store checkout counter in which John Santos is a brainless idiot purchasing Reality TV series while James is the clerk who looks at the guy as if he were an idiot and slowly gets angry and does him a favor by buying him a copy of all the seasons of the restarted “Doctor Who” series as he takes the Reality TV series and places them in Port-a-Potty along with a lit stick of Dynamite and then James runs like hell as an image of Kim Kardashian is seen covered in fecal matter and the only clean part is the words “Reality Checkout” while the theme from “Welcome Freshmen” plays in the background before cutting to James in his office.)

Believe it or not, when most people think of Kristen Wiig it’s easy to think of her time on Saturday Night Live and of course movies like “Paul”, “Bridesmaids”, “Friends With Kids”, “The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty”, (Cut to the Poster of “Ghostbusters: Answer The Call” as James says “Yeah, That”. Cut to the Posters of “Despicable Me 2” & “Despicable Me 3” as James says “Oh wow! That’s cool!”. Cut to the Poster of “Zoolander 2” as James says “Yeesh!”. Cut to the poster of “Wonder Woman 1984” as James says “It’s on my short list of movies to review for my eighth anniversary!”. Cut to James in his office.)

The point is every star has their starting point and for Kristin and a few others, they got their big break or perhaps the biggest on this one reality show!

Could this be the first reality show I can tolerate? Find out here

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