(0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before cutting to James physically)

I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and The views I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. (Deep inhaling sigh) So, it has come to this. We have become so desperate for another Thanksgiving classic that we are adding a movie with Pauly Shore. Am I on something I don’t know about or are we as a collective planet getting dumber? (“Crazy Little Thing Called Love” by Queen plays before cutting to the title of “Son In Law” then cut to clips of the movie as James does a voiceover)

TLOTA (Voiceover):
What the literal definition of hell is this? “Son In Law” is a Thanksgiving classic up on par with the likes of A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and “Planes Trains & Automobiles”? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! IT’S LIKE THE NEW YORK JETS WINNING THE SUPER BOWL! WE ALL KNOW IT’LL BE THE DAY THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS GOES ICE SKATING ON THE RIVER STYX WHEN THAT HAPPENS! BUT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

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