TLOTA: ORAC! Give me an analysis from the readings. (ORAC hums for a few seconds before cutting to everyone)
TLOTA (Off-Screen): Well ORAC let me know he’s been here since Mid-July and he’ll be awake soon so… (James walks in.)
TLOTA: What’s going on?
Paulo Fonseca: We were just wondering who he is or was?
TLOTA: That’s Spoony and he’ll be awake soon!
Eliza Dushku: That’s Spoony?
TLOTA: That’s Spoony.
Eliza Dushku: And what did he say to Jacob Chapman who was formally known as Hope Chapman also formally known as JesuOtaku? (James whispers what Spoony said to JesuOtaku) Well, I know how I can help revive him! (Eliza pulls out a switchblade knife as everyone else goes “Whoa!” and tries to stop her as Spoony wakes up and sees the knife.)
Spoony: So, what’s happening? We having cake? (Cut to Everyone else)
Eliza Dushku: Damn it, he’s an idiot to boot. (Eliza picks up Spoony) Now you listen and listen good. Say one thing out of line and I will gut you, you trout mouthed prick and play twister with your vitals! (Pulls out the switchblade knife again) Got it? (Spoony nods yes in fear of her as she walks away from Spoony and everyone else save for James walks with her leaving James and Spoony in the same room.)
Spoony: So, I take it you had to tell her? (Cut to James.)
TLOTA: Yep! So, do you realize how long you’ve been in there? (Cut to Spoony)
Spoony: A couple of hours? (Cut to James)
TLOTA: It’s mid-November. (Cut to Spoony)
Spoony: AW DAMN IT! and I had “Highlander II” to riff on for the party (Two copies of Highlander II drop out of Spoony’s right hand as James picks them up.)
TLOTA: Well this is gonna be as mentally disturbing as seeing “Turning Japanese” as performed by Kirsten Dunst.
Spoony (Audio only): What watching “Highlander II”? I could’ve told you that!
TLOTA: No! I’m talking about watching The Different Cuts of “Highlander II”
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