I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and Yeah still at home, and quarantined. But thankfully I still have my MST3K Turkey Day Marathon! (Cut to host clips from MST3K as James does a voiceover)
And I am glad, it’s one of the few good things that I have been anticipating this year! Ever since last year when Netflix gave this series the ax, I have taken any time I could to enjoy any classic episode and believe it or not after Netflix killed the series IFC gave every single episode a chance to be seen for a whole new Generation and after seeing a lot of them, I can say they have taken on some big as hell turkeys or truly bad movies. And today just before Thanksgiving I’m going to talk about the ten biggest turkeys in the history of MST3K. Here’s how I’m breaking this list down, One) Jonah will get the number 10 spot and the number 5 spot, the rest will belong to Mike & Joel, Two) Some movies you know that have been on lists like this before like “Manos”, “Hobgoblins”, “Monster A Go-Go” & “Castle Of Fu Manchu” will be on this list and finally, expect a surprise entry here and there but be ready for the usual suspects on a list on MST3K and the worst movies they’ve had to deal with. (Cut to James physically)
With the usual formalities out of the way, let’s dive into The Ten biggest Turkeys on MST3K!