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(A Hand pulling a card designed by Stevie Swigart with the statistics of James Faraci The Last Of The Americans while putting it into the Megaforce Morpher from the 0:00-0:03 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:04 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows James Faraci morphing into James Faraci The Last Of The Americans with his Black Tee-Shirt with the American flag on it, Blue Jeans and Tan Work boots until 0:07 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run as scene cuts to James stocking up on his arsenal from the Classic Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers Morpher, a bandoleer stocked up with Sonic Screwdrivers, Ammunition for a 303 British Rifle and said rifle, The Ring Of Aeon, The Gem From the Gauntlet Malachite’s Hand, Emmalina’s amulet and the Sword Of Caliverti from 0:08-0:15 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators. 0:15-0:29 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run shows James leaping and running through moments from the 2015 calendar year of his reviews ranging from James landing on Linkara, to James getting his nards smashed, To Josie & The Pussycats running into James’ office, to James and Paulo dressed as the Mario Brothers on a snow sled, to Everyone at team TLOTA running out of James’ office, to James leading the charge against the Cullens and the vampires of The Twilight Saga, to Rowdy turning his head to Paulo with a demented smile on his face as everyone save for James looks scared as James has his right hand with defeat on his face until the 0:30 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows when James pulls out a sonic screwdriver towards the Power Rangers then cuts over to a slab of titanium where lasers cut out “The Last Of The Americans” until 0:36 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run when James lands on top of the slab while doing a heroic pose with Paulo Fonseca, John Santos, Eliza Dushku & Eric Kurtzke on his right and Rebecca & Nick Yaun, Traci Hines, Renee Miller and Mike Santos on his left doing their own heroic poses on a black background the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before cutting to James as he stands in the lobby over a Bingo table for the caller.)

TLOTA: I’m James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans and the views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. Hey everybody, ready to play a game? (Audio of people shouting “YEAH!”) Well then, let’s play Nicolas Cage BINGO! (Cut to a still image of Nicolas Cage smiling zooming towards the center of the screen in which the words Nicolas Cage is above the image and the word Bingo under the image as old school Hollywood premiere music plays in the background before cutting to a montage of images and clips of Nicolas Cage being “Out There” as James does a voiceover.)

TLOTA (Voiceover): Yep Good ol’ Nicolas Cage! So nutty he can’t be committed but so enjoyable, you don’t want to see him shipped off to the nut hut. I mean yeah, the guy is a good actor and has an Oscar but so does Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mel Gibson, Christopher Walken and Leonardo DiCaprio so he’s not exactly in unique territory. But as of lately he’s become a one-man Internet Trope & Meme factory! (Cut to James physically)

TLOTA: Which is why I’ve come up with this fun game to play while you watch one of his movies. All you do is make sure his crazy smiling face is in the center, then when either a Trope or meme of his comes up place a chip on it. Five in a row either diagonally or horizontally or even on a corner to corner angled line and you win so let’s play with one of Nicolas’ better performances which given his IMDB is saying volumes about how crazy this game is gonna be!

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