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TLOTA: Normally I’d have to take something so strong that I’d be so out my mind so incredibly, I couldn’t possibly consider this real at all, WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZEUS’S BUTTHOLE IS GOING ON?! (Cut to everyone else in the office)

Paulo: You haven’t heard about what’s happening in North Korea! (Cut to James standing in the door way)

TLOTA: What’s Kim Jong-Un up to?

Rebecca: It’s big

TLOTA (Slowly getting upset): What’s Kim Jong-Un up to? (Cut to everyone else in the office)

John Santos: It is bad news that is so bad well, Mike answer him.

Mike Santos: He’s really gonna kill people over this. (Cut to James standing in the door way)

TLOTA (Getting angrier quickly): What’s Kim Jong-Un up to? (Cut to everyone else in the office)

Renee Miller: Oh James he is pissed beyond pissed. (Cut to James standing in the door way)

TLOTA (Angered beyond recognition): FOR THE FREAKING LOVE OF PEAT MOSS WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL AND ALL THAT IS DARK AND UNHOLY ON THIS STINKING ROCK IS KIM JONG-UN UP TO?! (Cut to everyone else in the office)

Eric Kurtzke: Kim Jong-Un wants the rights to “Duck Dynasty” (Cut to James standing in the door way)

TLOTA (Incredulous sounding): What?

The Last Of The Americans vs Kim Jong-Un! The battle is on!

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