TLOTA: Normally I’d have to take something so strong that I’d be so out my mind so incredibly, I couldn’t possibly consider this real at all, WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZEUS’S BUTTHOLE IS GOING ON?! (Cut to everyone else in the office)
Paulo: You haven’t heard about what’s happening in North Korea! (Cut to James standing in the door way)
TLOTA: What’s Kim Jong-Un up to?
Rebecca: It’s big
TLOTA (Slowly getting upset): What’s Kim Jong-Un up to? (Cut to everyone else in the office)
John Santos: It is bad news that is so bad well, Mike answer him.
Mike Santos: He’s really gonna kill people over this. (Cut to James standing in the door way)
TLOTA (Getting angrier quickly): What’s Kim Jong-Un up to? (Cut to everyone else in the office)
Renee Miller: Oh James he is pissed beyond pissed. (Cut to James standing in the door way)
TLOTA (Angered beyond recognition): FOR THE FREAKING LOVE OF PEAT MOSS WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL AND ALL THAT IS DARK AND UNHOLY ON THIS STINKING ROCK IS KIM JONG-UN UP TO?! (Cut to everyone else in the office)
Eric Kurtzke: Kim Jong-Un wants the rights to “Duck Dynasty” (Cut to James standing in the door way)
TLOTA (Incredulous sounding): What?
The Last Of The Americans vs Kim Jong-Un! The battle is on!
