(A Hand pulling a card designed by Stevie Swigart with the statistics of James Faraci The Last Of The Americans while putting it into the Megaforce Morpher from the 0:00-0:03 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:04 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows James Faraci morphing into James Faraci The Last Of The Americans with his Black Tee-Shirt with the American flag on it, Blue Jeans and Tan Work boots until 0:07 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run as scene cuts to James stocking up on his arsenal from the Classic Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers Morpher, a bandoleer stocked up with Sonic Screwdrivers, Ammunition for a 303 British Rifle and said rifle, The Ring Of Aeon, The Gem From the Gauntlet Malachite’s Hand, Emmalina’s amulet and the Sword Of Caliverti from 0:08-0:15 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators. 0:15-0:29 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run shows James taking on all of popular culture until 0:30 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows when James pulls out a sonic screwdriver then cuts over to a slab of titanium where lasers cut out “The Last Of The Americans” until 0:36 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run when James lands on top of the slab while doing a heroic pose on a black background the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it.)
TLOTA: I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. (Show clips of “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” while James does a voice-over) In 1989 a little movie called “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” starring two little known actors named Alex Winter & Keanu Reeves and legendary comedian George Carlin became a monstrous hit at the box office. The story was simple. Teens go back in time. (Cut to audience saying “BACK TO THE FUTURE” and James visually appears) I know! (Cut back to clips of “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure”) As I was saying Teens go back in time to pass their history exam in a time machine that looks like a phone booth (Cut to audience saying “DOCTOR WHO” and James visually appears) NO KIDDING! (Cut back to clips of “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure”) Needless to say chaos in the Space Time Continuum ensued as the two passed their exam and won the heart of two princesses from Medieval Times and because “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” was a success a sequel was quickly made. (Cut back to James visually) Was it good or was it truly bogus. Well, you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t want to know.
Will this be EEXCELLENT? Or as Bogus as the title? Find out here.
