So in an effort to feed my growing drug habit, I’ve decided to offer my considerable editing talents to anyone who ask. Need an audio play put together, maybe a video? Well then I’m your guy. Just make sure you send me an envelope of the finest crack cocaine you have, and you have to send it to me first. I won’t take on a project any sooner or later until I have it. Just send it to Phelan, CA, 99 something something…and fuck it, this joke has run its course.

Yeah, so I’ll edit your stuff for free. I’m also looking for a writing partner to help me with my own projects. So if anyone wants to take on that duty, just inbox me.

Peace out bitches!

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