Has anyone ever actually called you fat?
No matter how many times they say it
That won’t change how I see you
I just wish it didn’t change how you see you
Those who say it have chased bean poles and pencils
They’ve forgotten what a real woman looks like
If they say you could stand to lose a little weight
I say we could stand to lose a lot of them
However, if you were fat
I would kiss every inch of your round belly
I’d cuddle with your warm soft flesh
Instead of rocky bone
And all the parts that remind me
I’m with a woman
And not a tire iron
I’d stuff you with cupcakes
To keep up up your sensational curves
After all, I never have been able
To get enough of you
They say a moment on the lips
Is a lifetime on the hips
But with you, that sounds fun
As every grain of sand
In your hour glass figure
Is time I want to be with you
Though if you were fat
I’d still give you a workout