(Scene begins with a smartwatch screen and a finger as it taps the screen, and the 1994 American Gladiators plays as the scene cuts to a hand as it taps an app on his phone, as it opens a portal.)
(It cuts to James and the characters he’s played until it cut to his face and the credit of “James Faraci” is shown as it cuts to “The Last Of The Americans’” current iteration then slides away to different images of Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun and the characters they’ve played until it cut to their faces. The credits of “Paulo and Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca and Nick Yaun” are shown, then slide away to different images of Doug Yaun and Crosslyn Castillo, Nick Lopez and Jessica Lopez-Barkl, and the characters they’ve played, until it cuts to their faces.)
(After that, the credits “Doug Yaun and Crosslyn Castillo, Nick Lopez and Jessica Lopez-Barkl” are shown, as it then slides away to different images of Andrew Beach Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller and Olivia Horvath. Following this, the credits of “Andrew Beach, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Olivia Horvath” and Special Guest Stars Traci Oden, Madison Storey, Mallory Storey and Vivian Faraci are shown as the 0:00-0:21 mark of the theme song plays.)
(Everything becomes a swirl of reds, whites, and blues, as the credits “Produced by First Choice Entertainment Productions in association with Manic-Expression.com”; “Executive Producers: James Faraci, Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Olivia Horvath”; “Editing by Eric Kurtzke and James Faraci”; “Written and Directed by James Faraci” are shown, as the 0:21-0:26 mark of the theme song plays.)
(We then see an image of James as he jumps through the portal and lands with half of his team on his right. The other half on his left is on a black background. Finally, the title “THE LAST OF THE AMERICANS” is shown, laser-etched into Titanium as the last six seconds of the American Gladiators 1994 theme song plays. Cut to a room full of different versions of Supergirl, with Traci Oden as the Millie Alcock version, holding a bottle of 200-proof rum. Cut to Supergirl 1984, played by Olivia Horvarth)
Supergirl 1984:
Listen to me, I know the feeling of desperation; drinking yourself to oblivion will not help the situation. (Cut to Supergirl 2026, taking a swig of booze.)
Supergirl 2026:
Look, Blondie, at least you have an Argo City to go back to! Me (Supergirl 2026 downs the rest of the bottle and tosses it into a recycling bin.) I’ve got my dog who is the ONLY thing I care about to sober up and my dorky cousin. (Supergirl 2026 pulls out another bottle and starts to drink. Cut to the Melissa Benoist Supergirl played by Mallory Storey.)
M.B. CW Supergirl:
Yeah, he is a dork but underneath it is someone who cares about you. When I arrived on this planet, I was supposed to raise him… (Cut to Kara of “Smallville” played by Crosslyn Castillo)
Kara of “Smallville”:
But I awoke too late to do my job. I know, he was trying to get me acclimated to Earth. (Cut to the Supergirl from the Superman 1990’s TAS played by Madison Storey.)
Supergirl from the Superman 1990’s TAS:
I was a survivor of my world being tossed out of orbit, and I owed Clark a lot for wearing his family’s crest and getting into the fight. (Cut to Supergirl 2026)
Supergirl 2026:
Blah-De-Blah-De-Blah! All this is doing is making me reach for yet another bottle! (Supergirl 2026 tosses her bottle as it cuts to James and his team’s RV as it stops.)
TLOTA:
Okay, we’re here.
Team TLOTA (In unison):
Where’s here?
TLOTA:
Well, I have been asked to help with an intervention with someone who has issues and is using a bottle. (Cut to Jessica Lopez-Barkl)
Jessica Lopez-Barkl:
You’re a friend of Bill W.’s?
TLOTA:
I am someone who helps friends of Bill W.’s, and before I forget, I need to do this after I step out of this ride. (James walks out and puts out a “Spoilers” sticker as we cut back to the intervention as we cut to the Sasha Calle Supergirl from “The Flash” played by Rebecca Fonseca Yaun)
Sasha Calle Supergirl from “The Flash”:
At least you have more than two appearances on the big screen. I was lucky enough to appear in one movie, and one of the people who worked on the movie said the word “Bro!” every other word. (Cut to Supergirl 2026)
Supergirl 2026:
Who frigging cares? I could use this… (Supergirl 2026 tosses another bottle, and James catches it and takes the bottle in Supergirl 2026’s hands)
TLOTA:
I think you’ve had enough of that. Now I know what you are thinking, that you need it to help. But trust me, it’s a crutch that keeps you lame. (Cut to the other Supergirls as they say “EXACTLY!” Cut to the Supergirl 2026)
Supergirl 2026:
Oh please! I can either hide behind a perky, perky Wainbow exterior or look at me I owe so much to someone who found me after my family froze to death and therefore I am willing to wear that logo as a bullseye on the chest, or Oh I’ve hid for so long now I have to show I’m a strong woman even though I have to hide the strength under my sister and a government agency or Oh I’m from the timeline where my cousin died now I have to wear the symbol of “Hope” for a Vince Russo style Jackass that wouldn’t know anything about DC. Look, just because I have a drink or five or fifty, I’m dealing with the death of my people and I can only deal with so much. (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
But we all deal with issues, and yes, for many people, they think they need Alcohol to cope with the issues. I nearly did that in 2021; I’ve never had alcohol, apart from one time in Maine and my second oldest brother’s wedding, but it was in moderation with enough hydration to keep the effects of it to a minimum. But between 2019 and 2020, I almost said to myself, “I’ve had enough, I’m going into the bottle, and I’m not coming out until I’m in a grave!” but I didn’t because those I lost would have been upset with what I wanted to do, and I decided to be better. What you need is to find something to help you be better while dealing with your issues with the bottle!
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