(Scene begins with a smartwatch screen and a finger as it taps the screen and the 1994 American Gladiators plays as the scene cuts to a hand as it taps an app on his phone as it opens a portal.)
(It cuts to James and the characters he’s played until it cut to his face and the credit of “James Faraci” is shown as it cuts to “The Last Of The Americans’” current iteration then slides away to different images of , Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun and the characters they’ve played until it cut to their faces. The credits of “Paulo and Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca and Nick Yaun” are shown then slides away to different images of Doug Yaun, Nick Lopez and Jessica Lopez-Barkl and Crosslyn Castillo and the characters they’ve played, until it cuts to their faces.)
(After that, the credits “Doug Yaun, Nick Lopez, Jessica Lopez-Barkl and Crosslyn Castillo” are shown, as it then slides away to different images of Andrew Beach Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller and Olivia Horvath. Following this, the credits of “Andrew Beach, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Olivia Horvath” are shown as the 0:00-0:21 mark of the theme song plays.)
(Everything becomes a swirl of reds, whites, and blues, as the credits “Produced by First Choice Productions in association with Manic-Expression.com”; “Executive Producers: James Faraci, Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Olivia Horvath”; “Editing by Eric Kurtzke and James Faraci”; “Written and “Directed by James Faraci” are shown, as the 0:21-0:26 mark of the theme song plays.)
(We then see an image of James as he jumps through the portal and lands with half of his team on his right. The other half on his left is on a black background. Finally, the title “THE LAST OF THE AMERICANS” is shown Lazer etched into Titanium as the last six seconds of the American Gladiators 1994 theme song plays.)
(The scene changes to James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans, in his office.)
TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans, The views I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. And it is time once again for “Reality Checkout. (Cut to James as he walks around and comes to the TV in the lobby, as he turns it on and sees more Reality TV on every network than he can deal with. )
(James decides to look through his library for anything else and sees a portion of it, filled with so much reality TV that would make a Network Executive who enjoys Reality TV Splooge. He tosses all of the Reality TV Series on DVD and the TV into the most disgusting trash can. James tosses in large amounts of Flammable liquids and throws a bomb, which explodes, releasing the slime and remnants of the DVDs and TV, spelling out “Reality Checkout” as the theme from “Welcome Freshmen” plays in the foreground. Cut to James in his office.)
TLOTA:
Let me say this right now, I tried in good faith to try and contact the people involved in the show. No, I do not know of them personally, even though they are not far away from where I live, I’ve never met them. I talked about them in my “MySpace” days. But apparently, someone thought that what they did together, then separately, but the damage remains to what they’ve done. (Cut to the intro of “American Chopper” as James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA (V.O.):
“American Chopper” was about the family business of building custom-made motorcycles or “Choppers” and the chaos that came from the family tension between the father of Paul Teutul Sr and his son Paul Jr. The Teutuls on paper should still be considered Hudson Valley Hometown Heroes, but when you take into consideration the disagreements that they all had with one another, and the fact that Paul Sr’s face shouting is a meme, means that there is some material for “Reality Checkout.”
The tale of the Teutuls and how they hurt the Hudson Valley Region of New York is now being told
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