(The Scene begins with a woodpecker; it then cuts to a sawmill as we see blades being sharpened; then to the outskirts of a town with the sign “Welcome to Triple Crest, Minnesota.” and over the triple crests that sm to meet in harmony with the background and the words “The Last Of ee The Americans presents: Monstertober 2025.” appear in the foreground in the same text style as “Twin Peaks.”)
(With the scenes mirroring the introduction to “Twin Peaks” as it shows the cast which includes “James Faraci,” “Paulo and Brenda Fonseca,” “Rebecca and Nick Yaun,” “Renee Miller,” “Andrew Beach,” Doug Yaun,” “Olivia Horvath,” “Eric Kurtzke,” “Crosslyn Castillo,” “Nick Lopez,” “Jessica Lopez-Barkl,” “Angelina Morelli,” “Phil Leviste,” ”Joe Colon,” “And Allysia Watts as Sgt Nicolette Angelinas,” “Special Guest Star Lewis Lovhaug as Linkara” and “And Chris Lee Moore as Rowdy” )
(The introduction scenes continue to mirror the “Twin Peaks” intro which shows the crew which includes “Produced by First Choice Entertainment Productions and Manic-Expression.com” “Executive Producers: James Faraci, Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Olivia Horvath”; “Editing by Eric Kurtzke and James Faraci”; “Written and Directed by James Faraci”. The intro ends with James, Rowdy, Sgt Nicolette Angelinas inside Comicron-One.)
TLOTA:
Okay, Linkara, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? First you can’t stay on a schedule because you have livestreams, your merch store, and the fact that you’re lazy, but for you to be a part of the people who killed Tara Lovhaug?! I’d use the “Is this the human condition of madness, Supreme Leader?” and the Supreme Leader replying “It is!” clip from “Doctor Who,” but this is beyond that! It’s closer to the clip of Crow T. Robot shouting “Madness! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! IT’S MADNESS! IT’S MADNESS! IT’S AHH! AHH! AHHHHH!” At the same time, Servo has a meltdown, and Mike is crying and getting ready to hang himself on the Satellite Of Love! From the MST3K episode “The Girl In Gold Boots!” (Cut to Linkara at the panel on Comicron-One pressing buttons on a panel.)
Linkara:
[Beat] Look I told you that there were extenuating circumstances, Tara Lovhaug and her death at Triple Crest has to remain unsolved!
Sgt. Nicolette Angelinas:
Why? Did Tara have anything on you or your family?
Linkara:
[Beat] No!
Rowdy:
Did those nuts of the TWA threaten to take the ship?
Linkara:
[Beat] NO!
TLOTA:
Well your ass better have a damned good explanation for why Triple Crest has you by the short hairs because if you don’t, I will contact Allen and let Trump take the ship! (Linkara slams the panel.)
Linkara (Pissed Off):
OKAY, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I’M LETTING TRIPLE CREST GET AWAY WITH THE CRAP THEY DID?! BECAUSE MY PARENTS HAD TOLD ME THAT MY AUNT DIED FROM DRUGS THAT WERE SOLD TO HER PARENTS IN TRIPLE CREST! (Takes a deep breath) Okay, When I was younger, I did some research on the town and then I got the call to kill the investigation, otherwise what happened to Tara would happen to my family and they’d claim it to be work of the devil!
TLOTA:
Okay, so let me get this straight, Tara Lovhaug was your aunt, and she was murdered for what reason? (Linkara angrily tosses the research he found to James, Rowdy and Sgt. Angelinas)
Linkara:
Here! It’s everything I found about it. (James, Rowdy and Sgt. Angelinas reads the research.)
TLOTA:
So she knew that there were drugs in the pie and hot drinks, and your aunt was going to expose the town to the feds.
Rowdy:
That explains her being at the Casino across the border; she got the evidence, had to disguise herself as an employee at the Casino, and wait for the agent. [Beat]
TLOTA:
However, things went south when the Chief and Schiller decided to go that casino the same night Tara was there. Why didn’t you take what your aunt did to Allen and have him take care of the town?
Linkara:
[Beat] He doesn’t know about it, and I’d like to keep it that way!
Rowdy (In a Sotto Voice):
Too Late
TLOTA:
Then we do it together! We can stop them, avenge your aunt’s death and then find a way to keep the ship from Government control!
Linkara:
Forget it James, it’s Triple Crest. I’ve got Harvey ready to get you out of Minnesota. All your bags are packed and ready to go! Nimue, three to teleport down to the border of Triple Crest. [Beat] (Cut to James, Rowdy and Sgt. Nicolette Angelinas.)
TLOTA:
Well I guess we can add one more adjective to you. Besides Lazy, De-Motivated and that one is Coward! You have become the biggest disappointment to every one of your old friends and to your fans! (The teleportation effect cuts to the outskirts of Triple Crest as Harvey Finevoice waits in a car. Cut to James and Rowdy in the backseat, and Sgt. Angelinas next to Harvey as he drives them out of town. Cut to a gas station.)
Harvey Finevoice:
Okay you guys, there’s a ten-minute break as you guys can get whatever it is you need and then we can get you guys to safety, the kid’s orders. (Cut to the three as they look around as they see something that gives them the same look in their eyes as they see something that gives them the same intensity as they grab a pair of mirrored sunglasses. Cut to Harvey Finevoice in the car as the door opens and a whopper of a fist clocks him. Fade to black. Fade to a small farm in the border of “Triple Crest” and the Car Harvey was driving as a farmer, played by Joe Vargas, looks and wonders as the car comes full throttle towards the farmer and jumps out of the way and James lands on the farmer as his mom comes barreling into the scene and Rowdy lands knocking the daylights out of her. Fade to black.)
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