(Scene begins with a smartwatch screen and a finger as it taps the screen and the 1994 American Gladiators plays as the scene cuts to a hand as it taps an app on his phone as it opens a portal.)
(It cuts to James and the characters he’s played until it cut to his face and the credit of “James Faraci” is shown as it cuts to “The Last Of The Americans’” current iteration then slides away to different images of Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun and the characters they’ve played until it cut to their faces. The credits of “Paulo and Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca and Nick Yaun” are shown then slides away to different images of Doug Yaun and Crosslyn Castillo, Nick Lopez and Jessica Lopez-Barkl and the characters they’ve played, until it cuts to their faces.)
(After that, the credits “Doug Yaun and Crosslyn Castillo, Nick Lopez and Jessica Lopez-Barkl” are shown, as it then slides away to different images of Andrew Beach Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller and Olivia Horvath. Following this, the credits of “Andrew Beach, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Olivia Horvath” are shown as the 0:00-0:21 mark of the theme song plays.)
(Everything becomes a swirl of reds, whites, and blues, as the credits “Produced by First Choice Entertainment Productions in association with Manic-Expression.com”; “Executive Producers: James Faraci, Paulo Fonseca, Brenda Fonseca, Rebecca Yaun, Nick Yaun, Eric Kurtzke, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Olivia Horvath”; “Editing by Eric Kurtzke and James Faraci”; “Written and Directed by James Faraci” are shown, as the 0:21-0:26 mark of the theme song plays.)
(We then see an image of James as he jumps through the portal and lands with half of his team on his right. The other half on his left is on a black background. Finally, the title “THE LAST OF THE AMERICANS” is shown Lazer etched into Titanium as the last six seconds of the American Gladiators 1994 theme song plays.)
(The Scene changes to James outside the studio as he holds OR-HAC and put the last of his stuff in the Time Space Device.)
TLOTA:
Well, OR-HAC, it’s the end of an era, and I’m glad that it’s over. It started with her and me hoping that we could have a future together, only for the two of us ending with broken hearts. Mine is on the mend, and at this point it’s either move towards the future or stay in the mausoleum of my failures.
OR-HAC:
I for one shall not miss this place.
TLOTA:
Neither will I, and according to the landlord, the last storm destroyed the infrastructure, so the others have gotten not just a little studio or a two-story studio on a second floor with a part of the loading dock, but an entire studio building! Goodbye hell hole! (James walks into the Time Space Device, and it dissolves from the Parking lot. Cut to everyone as they’ve finished putting together The Horseshoe Couch, and Jams comes in through the elevator doors with OR-HAC in hand.) Hey guys! (Cut to the others as they say “Hi” or “Hey” to James. Cut to James.) So, we’re ready to go? Is the movie choice ready for judgment? (Cut to Nick Lopez and Jessica Lopez-Barkl.)
Nick Lopez:
We saw it for the sake of our family and… well….
Jessica Lopez-Barkl:
James, speaking on behalf of me and Nick, as your friends, managers and teammates, I say hard pass. I know you have a movie review and a top ten on your friend’s internet review series “TV Trash” but, maybe you can find something else? (Cut to James as he thinks)
TLOTA:
[Beat] You know something, I do have something like the movie I had planned for the review, trust me! (James does a finger snap and finger cheek roll and goes “NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!” and walks away. Cut to everyone in James’ team. Cut to James entering again.) Almost forgot OR-HAC! (Cut to everyone in James’ team)
Nick Lopez:
I take that this is going to be the norm for us now?
Jessica Lopez-Barkl:
Looks like it! (Cut to James as he looks over his new office which includes several pictures and awards then taking his seat.)
TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans, The views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. So earlier this year, the mouse eared kingdom decided to release a live action version of “Snow White” that wowed NO ONE! (Cut to stills of the “Snow White” 2025 movie as James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA (V.O.):
And to be honest, I was unimpressed as well; it just looked too cartoonish for its own sake, and I will not review it. It is not worth the time and effort. (Cut to the Lindsay Naegel esque executive.)
Lindsay Naegel esque executive (Played by Olivia Horvath):
But this movie was so well received by the charts and graphs, and Disney Plus gave it high praise! (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
Do I look like a chart or graph or Disney Plus? Give me a break! Besides, there are other live-action versions that are better than the one you guys put out, like one you tried to bury in the depths of the Disney Vault because it was made by 20th Century Fox DECADES before the Disney Buyout! (Cut to the Lindsay Naegel esque executive)
Lindsay Naegel esque executive:
Just what on earth could that we selected not to include on our streaming service? (Cut to the title card of “Snow White and The Three Stooges” as the Lindsay Naegel esque screams.)
Lindsay Naegel esque executive:
I’ll make you pay for this, if it’s the last thing I ever do!
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